Battle #437 (F): Is James Mad?!

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #437: James Paige vs Twinconclusive!

James Paige	Status HP: 935/935 MP: 50/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1304/1304 MP: 58/303 Str: 125 Agi: 85 Int: 45
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs James Paige.

James Paige takes 38 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 70/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1304/1304 MP: 26/303 Str: 125 Agi: 85 Int: 45
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 102 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 38/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1202/1304 MP: 35/303 Str: 125 Agi: 85 Int: 45
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 58/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1202/1304 MP: 27/303 Str: 125 Agi: 85 Int: 95 Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 91 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 46/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1111/1304 MP: 27/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (3) Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Twinconclusive with a candy cane.

Twinconclusive takes 72 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Twinconclusive's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 20/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1039/1304 MP: 46/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (3) Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 95 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 40/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1039/1304 MP: 141/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2) Meditation (9)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige's body jiggles hypnotically. Twinconclusive is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 897/935 MP: 34/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1039/1304 MP: 158/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (6) Meditation (9)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 89 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 808/935 MP: 54/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1039/1304 MP: 92/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (1) Entranced (5) Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 98 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 808/935 MP: 22/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 941/1304 MP: 109/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (1) Entranced (5) Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 85 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 808/935 MP: 42/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 941/1304 MP: 194/303 Str: 125 Agi: 60 Int: 85 Entranced (4) Meditation (7)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Twinconclusive and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 208 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 808/935 MP: 10/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 733/1304 MP: 211/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (6) Entranced (4) Meditation (7)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 148 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 660/935 MP: 30/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 733/1304 MP: 145/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (5) Entranced (3) Meditation (6)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige plunges a straw into Twinconclusive and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 38 damage! James Paige starts sapping Twinconclusive's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 660/935 MP: 10/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Sapping (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 695/1304 MP: 162/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (5) Sapped (4) Entranced (3) Meditation (6)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 107 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 553/935 MP: 30/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (2) Sapping (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 695/1304 MP: 88/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (4) Sapped (3) Entranced (2) Meditation (5)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!