Battle #415 (F): JamPai vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #415: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 50/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. And... go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 458 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 471/929 MP: 70/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 73 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 471/929 MP: 38/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 827/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 471/929 MP: 58/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 827/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 70 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 471/929 MP: 46/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 757/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane.

Sludgehammer takes 68 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 471/929 MP: 20/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 689/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 152 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 319/929 MP: 40/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 689/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Sludgehammer!

Sludgehammer takes 121 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 319/929 MP: 3/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 568/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Sludgehammer is up.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 142 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 177/929 MP: 23/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 568/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 177/929 MP: 15/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 568/900 MP: 52/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 61 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 116/929 MP: 15/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 568/900 MP: 20/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 116/929 MP: 45/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 568/900 MP: 120/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 69 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 116/929 MP: 43/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 499/900 MP: 120/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer takes 18 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 116/929 MP: 17/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 481/900 MP: 140/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 274 damage! James Paige submits!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 481/900 MP: 88/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 86 Slimebucks!