Battle #406 (F): JamPai, SliCUS vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #406: James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 50/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 67 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 70/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 333/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 38/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 333/440 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot CUSTOM is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 38/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 301/440 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot CUSTOM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 222 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 58/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 79/440 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2149/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 26/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 79/440 MP: 49/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2107/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 17 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 46/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 47/440 MP: 29/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2) Regeneration (∞) Sapping (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2090/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Sir Goowain with a candy cane.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sir Goowain's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 20/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 47/440 MP: 29/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2) Regeneration (∞) Sapping (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4) Goodwill (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot CUSTOM!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 83 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM submits!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 40/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 26/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Goodwill (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 34/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Entranced (6) Sapped (3) Goodwill (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 99 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/929 MP: 54/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Paralyzed (1) Entranced (5) Sapped (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/929 MP: 46/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Paralyzed (1) Entranced (5) Sapped (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 195 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/929 MP: 46/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 270/500 Str: 155 Agi: 155 Int: 195 Entranced (4) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 217 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 613/969 MP: 76/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Slime Loss (7) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2250 MP: 204/500 Str: 155 Agi: 155 Int: 195 Entranced (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 573/969 MP: 74/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Slime Loss (6) Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1994/2250 MP: 204/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!