Battle #405 (F): Pummelfest '09 v.4 the cop-out (Save me, Sl

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #405: James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 50/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 207 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 70/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 193/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 63 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 38/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 193/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 837/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 58/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 201/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 837/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige viciously canes Sludgehammer with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 129 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 32/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 201/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 708/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20) Goodwill (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 32/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 201/400 MP: 44/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 698/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 52/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 698/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 240 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 20/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 458/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (8) Diseased (19) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 176 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 20/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 33/400 MP: 28/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 448/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (7) Diseased (18) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot CUSTOM!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM conjures a shield onto James Paige. James Paige is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 40/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 41/400 MP: 6/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 448/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (7) Diseased (18) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige viciously canes Sludgehammer with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 147 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 14/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (3) Shield (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 41/400 MP: 6/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 301/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (7) Diseased (18) Goodwill (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot CUSTOM from both sides!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 67 damage! That's it for Slimebot CUSTOM!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 34/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (3) Shield (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 73/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (17) Goodwill (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 108 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 2/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (2) Shield (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 183/900 MP: 93/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (17) Goodwill (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 124 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 805/929 MP: 22/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Looking Sharp (2) Shield (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 173/900 MP: 27/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (16) Goodwill (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 805/929 MP: 14/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 173/900 MP: 47/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (16) Goodwill (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!