Battle #396 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #396: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/929 MP: 50/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 101/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold will strike first. Slime will spill! Go!

Judge Slimehold passes sentence on James Paige.

James Paige takes 225 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 704/929 MP: 70/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 11/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 31 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 704/929 MP: 38/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 968/999 MP: 62/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is our next attacker!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 57 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 647/969 MP: 58/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Slime Loss (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 968/999 MP: 14/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Judge Slimehold with a candy cane.

Judge Slimehold takes 25 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Judge Slimehold's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 607/969 MP: 32/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Slime Loss (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 943/999 MP: 65/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞) Goodwill (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 112 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 495/969 MP: 50/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91 Slime Loss (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 943/999 MP: 23/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞) Goodwill (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 104 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 455/969 MP: 18/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91 Slime Loss (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 839/999 MP: 74/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (7) Shield (∞) Goodwill (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 30 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 425/969 MP: 36/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91 Slime Loss (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 839/999 MP: 32/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (6) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige whacks Judge Slimehold with a candy cane.

Judge Slimehold takes 35 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Judge Slimehold's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 385/969 MP: 10/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91 Slime Loss (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 804/999 MP: 83/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (6) Shield (∞) Goodwill (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is ready to fight!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 97 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 288/969 MP: 28/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91 Slime Loss (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 804/999 MP: 41/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞) Goodwill (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Judge Slimehold from both sides!

Judge Slimehold takes 43 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 248/929 MP: 3/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 761/999 MP: 92/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞) Goodwill (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

It's time for Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 106 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 142/969 MP: 21/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 91 Slime Loss (7)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 761/999 MP: 44/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 102/969 MP: 13/456 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 141 Slime Loss (6) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 761/999 MP: 95/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on Judge Slimehold for the next attack!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 353 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack! James Paige has been eliminated!

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 711/999 MP: 65/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold wins the battle!
Judge Slimehold wins 86 Slimebucks!