Battle #290 (F): JamPai, SliCUS, thedri vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #290: James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM, the drizzle vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 50/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 101
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

the drizzle	Status HP: 317/317 MP: 51/78 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain goes first. Have at it!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds the drizzle! CRITICAL HIT!

the drizzle takes 170 damage! the drizzle bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 70/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 101
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

the drizzle	Status HP: 147/357 MP: 51/78 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (7)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 38/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 101
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

the drizzle	Status HP: 147/357 MP: 51/78 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (7)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2194/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 38/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 101
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

the drizzle	Status HP: 147/357 MP: 57/78 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (7)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2194/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle is our next attacker!
Battle!

the drizzle's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 58/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 101
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

the drizzle	Status HP: 107/357 MP: 51/78 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2194/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (6) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 50/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

the drizzle	Status HP: 107/357 MP: 51/78 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2194/2250 MP: 71/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (6) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into the drizzle at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

the drizzle takes 327 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! the drizzle has been defeated!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 50/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 44/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2134/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (5) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 80/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (5) Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2134/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (5) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 84 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 48/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (4) Meditation (9)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2050/2250 MP: 70/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (5) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot CUSTOM in the forehead!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 173 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 48/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (4) Meditation (9)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 227/400 MP: 26/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 40 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2040/2250 MP: 18/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM conjures a shield onto James Paige. James Paige is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 78/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (4) Meditation (9) Shield (6)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 235/400 MP: 4/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 40 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2040/2250 MP: 18/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige splits into four and slams into Sir Goowain from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 193 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 53/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (3) Meditation (8) Shield (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 235/400 MP: 4/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 40 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1847/2250 MP: 57/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot CUSTOM in the forehead!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 149 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 53/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (3) Meditation (8) Shield (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 86/400 MP: 10/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1837/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (3) Diseased (17) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 83/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (3) Meditation (8) Shield (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 94/400 MP: 4/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1837/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (9) Diseased (17) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Sir Goowain from both sides!

Sir Goowain takes 101 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 58/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 151 Looking Sharp (2) Meditation (7) Shield (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 94/400 MP: 4/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1736/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (9) Diseased (17) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!