Battle #289 (F): JamPai, SliCUS vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #289: James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM vs Sludgehammer?

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 50/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 91
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 197 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 68/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 91
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 203/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 92 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 36/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 91
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 203/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 808/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM's body jiggles hypnotically.

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 36/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 91
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 211/400 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 808/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 54/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 91
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 211/400 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 808/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 46/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 211/400 MP: 65/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 808/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 46/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 219/400 MP: 38/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 808/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (20)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot CUSTOM. FUMBLE!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 54 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 74/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 165/400 MP: 38/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 798/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (19)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 201 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 42/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (9)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 165/400 MP: 48/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 597/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (7) Diseased (19)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 42/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 173/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 597/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (7) Diseased (19)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot CUSTOM in the forehead! FUMBLE!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 64 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 70/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 109/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 587/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Sludgehammer from both sides!

Sludgehammer takes 173 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 45/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 109/400 MP: 32/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 414/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot CUSTOM!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM jabs Sludgehammer with a straw. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer takes 8 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 45/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 117/400 MP: 12/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 406/900 MP: 66/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot CUSTOM!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 212 damage! Sludgehammer is slammed by the force of its own attack! That's it for Slimebot CUSTOM!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 73/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 346/900 MP: 26/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (17)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige splits into four and slams into Sludgehammer from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 248 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 863/863 MP: 48/422 Str: 100 Agi: 70 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (3)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 98/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (17)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!