Battle #268 (F): JamPai vs Sur

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 65 damage! Surlaw feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 269/863 MP: 2/422 Str: 100 Agi: 69 Int: 146 Meditation (7)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 430/913 MP: 145/261 Str: 147 Agi: 42 Int: 106 Paralyzed (7) Entranced (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Surlaw!
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 113 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 156/863 MP: 31/422 Str: 100 Agi: 69 Int: 146 Meditation (7)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 430/913 MP: 79/261 Str: 147 Agi: 42 Int: 106 Paralyzed (6) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Surlaw from both sides!

Surlaw takes 73 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 156/863 MP: 6/422 Str: 100 Agi: 69 Int: 146 Meditation (6)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 357/913 MP: 100/261 Str: 147 Agi: 42 Int: 106 Paralyzed (6) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Surlaw for the next attack!
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 114 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 42/863 MP: 35/422 Str: 100 Agi: 69 Int: 146 Off Guard (2) Meditation (6)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 357/913 MP: 34/261 Str: 147 Agi: 42 Int: 106 Paralyzed (5) Entranced (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Surlaw from both sides!

Surlaw takes 83 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 42/863 MP: 10/422 Str: 100 Agi: 69 Int: 146 Off Guard (1) Meditation (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 274/913 MP: 55/261 Str: 147 Agi: 42 Int: 106 Paralyzed (5) Entranced (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Surlaw!
Battle!

Surlaw divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 76 damage! James Paige faints!

Surlaw	Status HP: 274/913 MP: 30/261 Str: 147 Agi: 42 Int: 106 Paralyzed (4) Entranced (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Surlaw wins the battle!
Surlaw wins 76 Slimebucks!