OHR Multicart Compilation

Haha... yeah, the damage display bug on enemies is one that still goes way over my head. The part that confuses me is why it works for "heroes" and not for enemies, even though they're all just NPC IDs.

Also I haven't even gotten into stat balancing yet. Nor do I really know how to do it, so we'll burn that bridge when we get to it, I guess.

My pronouns are they/them
Ps. I love my wife

Riffing off this, I got two ideas today while working today:
* If the player gets through the first level without ever pressing the fire button but dodging everything, Lord Shiptaur instructs the player on how the fire button works. If the player gets through another level without firing after this, he interprets this as active insubordination and incinerates him.
* If the player manages to shoot down everything in a straight path, but never presses the movement keys, Lord Shiptaur instructs the player on how to move the ship around.

Remeber: God made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!

I'll change the Wi-Fi text box.

Thanks for the heads up about an enemy getting stuck in a wall. TMC may have some insights about why it bugs out sometimes - though considering it's really rare to have it happen, getting an occurrence of it for analysis is going to be tough.

There's not much to do. You can buy all of the buyable items and most of them are implemented: the torch burns stuff and the mattock can bust down some hidden wall-rooms.

And sorry but I actually forgot to uncomment the game's load feature, so basically nobody gets to progress much before dying. Believe me, I feel pretty stupid about it. Seriously considering fixing it really quick and reuploading.

To ease difficulty, I just remembered that Zelda 1 had fairy healing places where you could stock up on hearts for free. I'll put one or two of those in the game.

Wintermute, LLC. Cosmic Climb 12-in-1:
Founded in 1990 by Percy Simple and Charlotte L. "Civil" Milton after finishing work on a contract game for a different company. The duo were childhood friends who frequently did contract work for various NES games back in the day, most infamously a licenced adaptation of the film "The Birth of a Nation". [feel free to change this to any other film that wasn't in the public domain then, but is now] With hearts full of determination and wallets brimming with cash, they hired a team and began working on a game that would've "changed the landscape of gaming as we know it".

The visions of the duo seemed to be unclear at first. Simple wanted a game featuring sweeping romance and rivaling literature epics, pushing the NES to the max; Milton wanted to make a game featuring fantastical and science fiction. Their confused visions led to the idea of creating a multi-cart, and thus the Cosmic Climb was born. "A climb to a higher perception of reality" as the unused advertising would've read. By the end of 1990 10 of the 12 were finished and the rest were quickly on the way.

But trimuph turned to tragedy when their financier Harold Walker, lost control of his car and crashed head-on into a semi-truck, and was only identified by his license plate. The effect on the company was devastating. Massive debts revealed to have been incured by Walker meant the company was deep in debt to the wrong people. The company folded and the staff began working for a organized crime syndicate. The former Wintermute employees were frequently arrested for murder and money laundering, with Simple himself being arrested and executed for killing 188 men as an apparent hitman.

Rumors still circulate about Walker merely faking his death and fleeing to Brazil, but beyond low-quality footage on the internet, it is unconfirmed. The remaining founder, Milton, could be found at video game protests, citing such titles as Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto and Doki Doki Panic as training children into shooting enemies of the state. In late 2016 she died in a bizarre incident involving another former video game developer and a lightning strike. No further information has been released on the matter, and her remaining family, a niece, has asked me to stop calling her.

The game's existence was unconfirmed for most of the '90s and '00s, but was mentioned on a few conspiracy websites as an experiment by the government. With the death of Milton, the game was finally found in an unmarked box by her niece, who has asked that me to stop calling her. She was gracious enough to upload the nearly finished game, the manual, and the box art. [eliminate/add items as necessary]

I don't know why I bothered with a new name though, HamsterVision is a fine name for a company.
The number the completed game is supposed to have is directly a reference to how many games were supposed to be made for the game, and the finished should well, be the ones finished. In theory we could do what we were discussing a few pages back, have the non-existent games give an error message and just go back to the menu.

I told you it was broken, but you didn't believe me! I would have to re-familiarise myslf with your scripts, and IIRC it would be a bit of a nuisance to fix. Haven't tried out your demo yet.

Your story is considerably more wacky than Bob the Hamster's. The reasoning behind the title "Climb" was pretty great. We'll see if anyone else comes up with anything else then have a vote.