it's even cuter with dialogue and that map looks gawjus <3 <3 <3
So a Kaiju comes and destroys that place, right? Or am I clutching at straws?
I am concerned about potentially making hamburgers out of a clown though. Am I the only one? Haha. Kidding. It's... a cauliflower? I think... Maybe? So vegan burgers perhaps?
Nice use of formatting. Some of those lines hit me harder than I'd like to admit.
I definitely feel right at home in a clean toilet for instance. You got me.
And the bins full of grain and popcorn makes sense, but I would've thought they would be storage bins, not waste bins. Is this a cool new way of storing your goods? Futuristic.
Also, I am disappointed, nay, offended, that a vegetable refused to tell me a lame joke. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, DON'T YOU? I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS
So, this is what I'm going to include in the encyclopedia for your game that I'm making. Did I mention I'm doing that? Haha. Kidding. The following is a joke. Don't sue me! But I am feverishly following all your work on this game and wishing for your success <3
Quote: Cat
Just wants to jump on things passing below. Likes the warmth of the fridge.
Hates being snuck up on.
Cow
Strong but silent type. Can kick everyone's ass.
Sometimes forgets what to say next, and ends up repeating itself.
Pig
The mischievous one of the group. Eats others food and doesn't give a slime
Sneaks around and sniffs others while they are sleeping.
Tomato.
Calls people "To-mate-o" or "Mate-o" and maybe speaks like an aussie surfer
Pleasant to be around and helpful. Their passion gets them in trouble.
Corn
Depressive genius. Longs to escape and become a travelling performer.
Has a vast and comprehensive library of jokes they only tell to people they trust, but refuses strangers and slimebags.
Eggplant
Acts nice but bullies the other vegetables when no one is looking.
Asks to be your friend, then borrows your money and never returns it.
Makes a big show of how many friends they have
Carrot
Pretends to misunderstand others so they can tell lame jokes and avoid dealing with real issues
Is jealous of fruit more sexy than it. Terribly insecure.
"Oh you like bananas? Well slime you, you sick slimebag"
Hamburger Clown (that's his name now)
Secretly a clown buried in the dirt, waiting for his time to strike.
And that time will be soon. Destined to be turned into burgers and fries.
Okay, I think people have already made most of these jokes.
I have to go to the sink and clean my face over and over now.
"Imagination. Life is your creation."