Battle #183 (F): JamPai vs Sur vs Twi

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #183: James Paige vs Surlaw vs Twinconclusive?

James Paige	Status HP: 835/835 MP: 50/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 71
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 55/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 55/276 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 40
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Surlaw. Slime will spill! Go!

Surlaw is gathering energy. Surlaw gains 111 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 835/835 MP: 50/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 71
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 166/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 63/276 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 40
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 47 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 788/835 MP: 64/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 71 Slow Leak (3)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 166/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 44/276 Str: 240 Agi: 220 Int: 80 Doublesize (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 773/835 MP: 56/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (2) Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 166/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 60/276 Str: 240 Agi: 220 Int: 80 Doublesize (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 80 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 773/835 MP: 56/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (2) Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 188/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 140/276 Str: 240 Agi: 220 Int: 80 Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Surlaw!
Battle!

Surlaw fires a strange ray at Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 773/835 MP: 80/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (2) Meditation (10)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 158/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 140/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (2) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 121 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 758/835 MP: 201/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (1) Meditation (9)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 158/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 152/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (2) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 49 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 709/835 MP: 201/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (4) Meditation (9)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 656/656 MP: 180/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 133/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

How will Surlaw respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into slimeself.

Surlaw takes 155 damage! Surlaw drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 709/835 MP: 225/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (4) Meditation (9)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 501/656 MP: 114/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 133/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Twinconclusive from both sides! FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive takes 19 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 694/835 MP: 200/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Slow Leak (3) Meditation (8)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 501/656 MP: 114/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 631/650 MP: 145/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 410 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 284/835 MP: 200/407 Str: 80 Agi: 55 Int: 121 Off Guard (2) Slow Leak (3) Meditation (8)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Surlaw	Status HP: 501/656 MP: 136/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 631/650 MP: 79/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (3) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Surlaw is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 453 damage! James Paige drops its guard! James Paige collapses!

Surlaw	Status HP: 501/656 MP: 70/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 631/650 MP: 91/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (3) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers Surlaw with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 496 damage! Surlaw drops its guard!

Surlaw	Status HP: 5/656 MP: 92/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 631/650 MP: 25/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (2) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

How will Surlaw respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 157 damage!

Surlaw	Status HP: 5/656 MP: 26/258 Str: 142 Agi: 155 Int: 111 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 474/650 MP: 37/276 Str: 180 Agi: 165 Int: 60 Doublesize (2) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 50 damage! Surlaw starts leaking ooze! Surlaw surrenders!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 474/650 MP: 18/276 Str: 240 Agi: 220 Int: 80 Doublesize (1)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 219 Slimebucks!