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Last year, this happened:
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I'll pay $5 to the user who makes the best game about farts as judged by me starting NOW
That quopte is me, I said it. Sheamkendy and Meowskoboch stepped up to the bowl and released Fart, a plot scripting masterpiece, and Poot Poot Rocket which wasn't a puzzle game about cats and rats so I don't know what happened, to be completely honest and perfectly honest.
Judging from the Review Contest response, audiences loved it. But this time the rules havefr changed bro.
The new Hans Stinkman contest will not really be about farts. It will be more like the Terrible Games Contests we used to have, only you shouldn't make games that ain't no god dang fun for anyone. Fart was good, maybe too good, but it gassed out the competition so we have to do it different this time.
Rules:
Number One - Make an OHRRPGCE game.
Number Two - The game should try to be fun. I don't care if it's got farts in it or battles or anything. Just make something that's Real Cool and relaxing to play.
number Three - You can't have Garfield in the game.
Number Four - OPTIONAL: If you don't want to come up with an idea for a game, I will come up with it for you and give you a title. You have to then make that game. If you enter something else instead, then why you got be like that, come on. If you make a rule 4 game you best put me in the credits as a producer or else we'll have words.
Number Five - Include the Game.exe you used in your ZIP file why do you not always do this guys, do it now, for me.
Number Six - Your game should feel like a Complete Expeirence but I don't care how long it is. If it takes you three minutes or three hours who cares, as long as it feels good.
Number Seven - You can enter more than one game I guess.
Number Eight - You can't enter more than three games. No.
Number Nine - Bonus points if you include Digital Underground music in some capacity.
Number Ten - Bonus points if your game teaches people something really cool.
Number Twelve - Animated backdrops are highly encouraged.
number Thirteen - Your fame doesn't have to have a fart in it.
Number Fourteen - Hans Stinkman should be mentioned in some way, probably. He's a pig on two legs.
Number Fifteen - The game should be funny. This is the most important rule of all. I hope you've read this far. Funny means many things. Interpert it as you will. But don't release a James Doppler's game because as it turns out that one really wasn't funny at all.
Number Sixteen - If possible, the game should be kawaii.
Number Sixteen - If your ganme's got nugs you can do a bugfix during the review/voting perio, thant's fine, but don't add new content.
Number Seventeen - Game shouldn't be so gross that it would make people embarrassed to know you. no amount of bravery will save you here.
Dollar Bills:
This year's contest has a $20 prize if the games are good. If they all stink you get nothing. NOTHING. There's no consolation prizes here brother. Macho up or die trying.
Democracy:
When all the games are done you'll all list the ones you liked in order from best to worst and I'lll dish out points from there. Scores? We don't need scores. Except for scores of OHRRPGCE role playing engine video games.
Ask questions if you got them. Games will be worked on whenever, I really don't care, but release them by February 21st.
Woah what's this? Good new! You've all got a PREEMPTIVE EXTENSION, games are now due February 28th!! Then we take a month to play and write reviews and vote on them and someone will be richer on April 1st.
Rules will and do change. The bonus points may be worth nothing but respect.
Rule Four Warriors:
The few brave souls desperate enough to take on a title and idea I've given them. Completing this challenge makes you cool. Failing it makes you a fraud.
Player 1 - GizMoogle: Who Left all These Clowns Here? - Uh oh! You've been trapped in a mansion full of something everyone really hates: Clowns. Unfortunately, you've been infected and it's only a matter of time before you become one yourself. Using your strength and bravery, escape the clown-infested mansion and see a doctor tonight.
Player 2 - Sudden Death Hawk, filling in for RZM, who was lost in a black hole: The Stink of Space - A whole bunch of years ago, aliens invaded and destroyed the world as we know it... or did they? These aliens fought using a power few could withstand: They had such a nasty stank it made all sorts of dudes just drop dead. The aliens took all the cool stuff and left and went home, so what do we do now?
Player 3 - MogMoogle: The Noodle Within - A terrible crime rocks a small town and the cops seriously can't figure it out at all. When a mysterious stranger comes to town with a device that allows you to go up inside someone's mind, a rookie cop jumps at the chance to play the hero. Unfortunately he ends up connecting his brain not to a suspect, but to his very own lunch: An over-sized bowl of noodles.
Player 4 - Pepsi Man: Stomach My Pal - A down on his luck doofus has a change of fate when he eats an incredibly weird burrito. Suddenly, he has a new best friend: A sentient voice that lives in his stomach. Will the stomach lead him to wealth and glory, or just make rude comments in public?
Players 5 - AVAILABLE. PARTICIPANT SPOONWARRIOR HAS DROPPED OUT: The Dog Idea is a Very Good Idea - 1984. A cutthroat businessman on his way to the top. Corporate America shudders as the newest, hottest fad grips the country: Cool dogs with really awesome sunglasses and maybe backwards baseball caps if that's the kind of thing you think the cool dogs in the game you're making would be into as a fashion choice. Will the terrible secret be exposed?
Player 6 - Master Koogle: Dumbbutt's Wild Wizard School - This wizarding school is out of control! After a prank by the upperclassmen leaves three younger students permanently turned into sausage, the dean decides it's time to clean up the school and get things in order. The students make fun of his name and call him Dumbbutt because they're really rude.
Player 7 - Phoenicholas: That Night we Killed Bigfoot - Three old warriors gather around a fire to tell the tale of their greatest conquest... but none of them agree on what happened. Who holds the truth, and who's a filthy, fiendish liar? Can they all be correct, and what really IS truth? Does the young wandering listening patiently to their tale know the truth? Is there really evil in these woods?
Player 8 - RumSephy: Midnight in the Garden of Good Eatin' - A magical trip to a monstrous world: One where burgers are the alpha predator and humanity is the main course. Will our brave heroes survive and beef the burgers, or will they learn that love conquers all and bring peace to our two peoples?
Player 9 - AVAILABLE. PARTICIPANT TACO BORT HAS DROPPED OUT: Space Battle for Time and Space - Remember Jabba the Hutt? Dude had it all. Money, power, a robot waiter, a totally cute GF, that weird guy with the brain tails. But what if things had been different? What if you had a game where a legally distinct Not Jabba the Hutt was actually a nice guy who just wanted to help people? What would he do with his time?
Player 10 - Mr. Urkel: Night of the Ham Hock - You're on a cute date at the drive-in when suddenly everything gets ruined. You go over to the snack bar to get some popcorn and well, this is not good, the clerk is now a pig. To make matters worse, he tries to eat you. And then there are pigs everywhere.
Player 11 - Valigarmeleon: He was Called George, Once - An average dude with a bogus 'tude learns that there's more to life than chilling out and sleeping in all day when he's abducted by aliens and brought to their zoo. Soon, the aliens realize that there's more to George than they ever could have imagined.
The Other Guys:
Dangerous rebels who have chosen to go out on their own. These are the ones who look at Rule 4 and scoff, knowing that they can beef out with the best of them without any help. The true, brave souls who enter a cave full of skeletons naked except for a club.
Rebel 1 - sheamkennedy: LAST YEAR'S CHAMPION. Sheam defends his title this year with honor, bravery, and perhaps madness.
Rebel 2 - Kylekrack: A brave soul guided through the clouds.
Rebel 3 - Misac: A brave soul with a nice air conditioning system.
Rebel 4- FnrrfYgmSchnish: A brave soul wandering the land of the dead.
Good luck, I love you all.
The Games:
It's happening, things stink! Here's the games released so AND HOW TO VOTE:
http://www.slimesalad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=113916#113916
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