Dear Dummies

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Bob SURLAW is BACK - In blog form. Hoohah here we go!! For anyone who missed the stupider parts of HamsterSpeak like Cardblorp and Ask Surlaw, but doesn't care about reviews, here you go, have fun, bye bye.

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Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition

Dear Surlaw. I would like to purchase 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of your Clowncoins.

Please accept as payment these 17 Bobcents and a promise of a pie in the face next Tuesday

The conversion rate of Bobcents to Clowncoins is ridiculous. Though, I would gladly pay an octovigintillion Tim-Tim Dollars for a pie, even if it was of the in the face variety.

Guys, we're all going to be stupid rich.

Edit: Gold plated Clownshoes for all

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Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition