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Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:49 am 
summon the power of rock n' roll to make the next few moments of your life more awesome than they currently are.
dOn'T MiNd mE! i'M jUsT CoNtAgIoUs!!!
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dOn'T MiNd mE! i'M jUsT CoNtAgIoUs!!!
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Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:29 pm
Spoonweaver wrote:
Grab the fire extinguisher near the dispenser, and blast yourself with it.
You are nowhere near close enough to reach the FIRE EXTINGUISHER. You make an effort to grab the BEER instead, but it's...just....slightly....out of reach!
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:48 pm
Speak in the Infernal tongue to summon a servant demon within the ring of fire!
I... I still exist... somewhere.
Come join us on irc.esper.net in channel #slimesalad for help, chat, and general fun! We love company.
I... I still exist... somewhere.
Come join us on irc.esper.net in channel #slimesalad for help, chat, and general fun! We love company.
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:58 pm
Meowskivich wrote:
summon the power of rock n' roll to make the next few moments of your life more awesome than they currently are.
FREDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY
MECCCCCUUUUURRRRYYYY
Predictably, this changes absolutely nothing.
But man, wouldn't that be so awesome?
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:20 pm
Minnek wrote:
Speak in the Infernal tongue to summon a servant demon within the ring of fire!
You screech the BROODFESTER TONGUES.
You summon....
FREDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY
MECCCCCUUUUURRRRYYYY
I guess Rock and Roll really is the Devil's Music.
(To give commands to Freddie Mercury, preface them with either Freddie or FM, as in FM: Do a jig. To give commands to Thaddeus Corpus, preface them with either Thaddeus or TC)
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:16 am
FM: Check inventory
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:44 am
(I have both work and classes tomorrow, so I might not update as fast in the next few days. Also, I read someday that the average webcomic makes it to 32 pages before giving up. Below: 33)
You're taking too long to draw, so you render yourself a little more stylistically, and open up your STACHE STASH.
Inside your mustache are A BICYCLE, a stick of DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM, and SEVEN SEEDS OF RYE.
Bob the Hamster wrote:
FM: Check inventory
You're taking too long to draw, so you render yourself a little more stylistically, and open up your STACHE STASH.
Inside your mustache are A BICYCLE, a stick of DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM, and SEVEN SEEDS OF RYE.
Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:16 am
Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:30 am
Freddie: Grab and drink beer.
Thaddeus Corpus: Tear yourself out of the hole no matter the pain or loss of limb.
Thaddeus Corpus: Tear yourself out of the hole no matter the pain or loss of limb.
Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:01 pm
FM: Mount on Bike and start singing "Bicycle Race"
http://www.youtube.com/embed/GugsCdLHm-Q
"I can't buy food with glory"
http://www.youtube.com/embed/GugsCdLHm-Q
"I can't buy food with glory"
Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:29 am
Spoonweaver wrote:
Freddie: Grab and drink beer.
You grab a BEER. Your BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL increases slightly.
Spoonweaver wrote:
Thaddeus Corpus: Tear yourself out of the hole no matter the pain or loss of limb.
You inhale one of your RIBS, making you skinnier. Your RIB LEVEL decreases, which is certainly going to hurt you down the line. It's also hurting you right now. In fact, it's EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL.
It's all worth it, though, because now you can escape!
God damn that DISPENSER
(misac I'll get to you tomorrow)
Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:04 am
misac wrote:
FM: Mount on Bike and start singing "Bicycle Race"
http://www.youtube.com/embed/GugsCdLHm-Q
http://www.youtube.com/embed/GugsCdLHm-Q
oh my god this is so much fun
Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:13 am
Summon courage to scream like a little girl for help.
dOn'T MiNd mE! i'M jUsT CoNtAgIoUs!!!
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Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:46 am
Meowskivich wrote:
Summon courage to scream like a little girl for help.
You suddenly realize you don't know how to ride a bike!
Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:33 pm
FM: Crash bike into TC