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 PostMon May 18, 2009 6:54 pm
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Twinconclusive calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds James Paige.


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James Paige deftly slips behind Twinconclusive and stabs Twinconclusive in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 216 damage!


This'll teach me to be the nice guy in a free for all.
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 PostMon May 18, 2009 7:17 pm
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The words "free for all" should have been your first clue.
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 PostMon May 18, 2009 8:13 pm
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Twinconclusive wrote:
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Twinconclusive calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds James Paige.


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James Paige deftly slips behind Twinconclusive and stabs Twinconclusive in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 216 damage!


This'll teach me to be the nice guy in a free for all.


I figured you were bribing me to target Mogri, so you could backstab me later on >:)
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 PostMon May 18, 2009 10:03 pm
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I figured you were bribing me to target Mogri...


Or target yourself to, you know, test the shield or something. Angel
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 PostMon May 18, 2009 11:17 pm
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I figured you were bribing me to target Mogri...


Or target yourself to, you know, test the shield or something. :angel:


*laugh*

My other theory was that you had intended to target yourself and messed up. god knows I've mis-targeted attacks myself often enough :P
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 PostTue May 19, 2009 9:13 pm
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Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!



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lost.pebble shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige shakes off the attack!


This happened three times in a row! That's six turns wasted, with you just yawning and laughing at me! WHAT ARE YOU!?

(- -.)* This battle isn't going well for me...
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 PostTue May 19, 2009 9:30 pm
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lost.pebble wrote:
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Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!



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lost.pebble shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige shakes off the attack!


This happened three times in a row! That's six turns wasted, with you just yawning and laughing at me! WHAT ARE YOU!?

(- -.)* This battle isn't going well for me...


I am an insane sleepy monster! MWAHAHAHAHAHA(Yawn)AHAHAHA!

Having this much Agi makes me impervious to low-damage attacks. Since my Agi is 180, any attack that would do 18 damage or less will always fail.
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 PostWed May 20, 2009 5:01 pm
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That explains so much. I should maybe look into raising my AGI, then. And Strength. And getting some attacks....

I'm soooo weeeeaaakkk Gonk

http://www.slimesalad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2146

Ah well, at least I'll gain some S$ from tag-teaming you.
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 PostWed May 20, 2009 5:37 pm
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I'm kinda tempted to offer myself up as a guy newer dudes can beat up for $$$ to train.
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 PostWed May 20, 2009 5:58 pm
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James is a better candidate -- higher stats, lower HP. He's been trying, though (see the "James vs. ___'s Bot Army" series).
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 PostWed May 20, 2009 6:25 pm
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Yeah, but James is actually trying (and those bots are stealing all that money), I'd just let 'em hit me. Maybe even Backstab myself a few times. Also, James' better stats make it impossible for them to hit him.
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 PostWed May 20, 2009 6:39 pm
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James is a better candidate -- higher stats, lower HP. He's been trying, though (see the "James vs. ___'s Bot Army" series).


I was having a lot of fun with those before, but ever since my Terrible Games Contest Review blitz, they have gotten a bit too one sided.

Hey! I have an idea that might be cool!

Consider a team-combo attack like this:

First make an attack called "Friend Mace" which you use on an ally. This gives them combo status which allows them to do a special attack on their next turn. The player previously targeted by Friend Mace can now use "Smash Them With Me!", and attack with attack power based on the *difference* between the stats of the person who cast Friend Mace on you and your own stats.

Hence, this attack will be stronger when the stats of the second-stage player are lower (the theory being that they are lighter, and can therefore be thrown harder)

But of course, the MP consumption should be high to keep this balanced, so you would only want to Friend Mace your ally if they have just recharged their MP enough that they will actually be able to use it on the next round.

Crazy?

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Yeah, but James is actually trying (and those bots are stealing all that money), I'd just let 'em hit me. Maybe even Backstab myself a few times. Also, James' better stats make it impossible for them to hit him.


You just gave me a fantastic idea!

I'm gonna go take off my assassin's dirk and then challenge a few low-level players to Dummefaust chicken matches! I will use no attacks other than non-damage stat buffs and dummefaust, and they can use whatever the heck they want!
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 PostWed May 20, 2009 6:44 pm
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That sounds pretty cool, actually... as long as your ally is paying attention.
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 PostFri May 22, 2009 6:34 am
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Dang it, James. I Trickery Uncommon and you Assassinate Spoonweaver? I thought we had Teamwork.

(edit) See previous post: case in point.
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 PostFri May 22, 2009 8:24 am
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You can't blame James for wanting to get rid of the greatest threat your team has ever faced.


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