Arrr! And avast, me mateys!

Arrr! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Raise up yer grog, hoist the sails, and let us make merry with song and dance, me hearties! Arrr!

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Grog up, ye scurvey scoundrels! Trim the jib and keel-haul the mizzenmast!

AVAST!

Yar har.

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dOn'T MiNd mE! i'M jUsT CoNtAgIoUs!!!
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Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul!

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—- So anyway, how are you?

Braaaaaaaains!

... dang, I think I screwed that up

Oppa Pirate Style!!

ARRRRrrr, Sexy Ladeh!

OH!
OH OH!
OPPA PIRATE STYLE!

ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!

'Skivich, me ol' mate! Ye shid be reckonflaggerin' yer scurvy pixleprint tae be yer bandanna-wearin' grog buddy. FARRever, pARRhaps!
AVAST! be the worst kind of scurvy-catchin' proggermachine, don't scribble it t'yer mainsails if ye value yer beard!

Translation:
Meowskivich, bud. You should reconsider your avatar to be that bandanna-wearing guy. Forever, perhaps!
AVAST! isn't a very good antivirus*, don't install it if you value your bear.

* Just kidding! It just sounded funnier calling it terrible in piratespeak.

Arrr! Upstage lads, this is my only number!

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