Improv-Story MK1

"Super-dancing, trash-talking, always-wacky goblins!?" I said to her as we journeyed through the vast forest of Robotnik Land, wherein our fabulously fiendish host had prepared Great British Columbia! Yes, Goblins'; he was the first artist of his kind, combining "gangsta" rap with free-form ballet. I proceeded to demonstrate an act of wizardry by summoning a ferocious gazebo, with four horrifying legs and that flimsy cloth-like maw! Unfortunately it was made in China, so it lost it's 1d6 save roll against true neutral paladins. The gazebo collapsed into a heap of non-recyclable rubbish.

MEANWHILE, in the bat-cave, Alfred was polishing one of Batman's various trophies won from one of his many adventures. However, it turned out that the polish he was using was really weasel vomit. How horrified Batman was when he discovered. So, he