The Box

Hmm...
>>Cram-a-lam the fish bait into the narrow keyhole (#2)

>>Insert Fish Bait Into Hole #2

You cram the fish bait into the hole. The box intakes the bait, makes some squelching noises, then spits out a thin fish bait card.

>>Crush soda can
>>Try to fit crushed soda can in each keyhole

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>>Crush Soda Can

You crush the can flat.

>>Put Crushed Can Into Keyhole #2

You feed the crushed can into the keyhole. The hole intakes the can, makes some horrible crunching noises, and spits out a thin metal card. There was something written on front of the soda can, but it was written over with "INCORRECT" written in vivid red print.

Shout angry war-cries in fluent Klingon

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>>Shout Angry War Cries In Fluent Klingon

You do that, but in the process you look like you've gone absolutely insane. Which you probably have at this point.

>>Use blood on finger
>>Write "Let us out" in blood on wall


*cough*



>>Try to roll up metal card
>>Stick rolled up metal card in sharpener

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Fish bait card?
>>READ CARD

>>Write "Let Us Out" In Blood On Wall

You do that. The gods take pity on you and say "You should check your inventory."

>>Roll Up Metal Card

Done.

>>Stick Rolled Up Card In Pencil Sharpener

You sharpen the edges of the metal card.

>>Read Card
>Which card?

>>Check inventory thoroughly

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Finallyyy...

>>Check Inventory

You are currently carrying...

>A blank sheet of paper.
>An Ipod.
>A Pack a Bandages.
>A watch.

Oh. So we have different inventories. I wouldn't have guessed it!

>>READ FISH BAIT CARD
>>ASK FOR THE TIME

>>Read Fish Bait Card

You read the card. It doesn't say anything. It's literally a card made from fish bait.

>>Ask For The Time

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WAYOW WAYOW WAYOW WAYOW...

>>INSERT BAND-AID INTO HOLE #2

We're going to have a whole collection of cards by the time this is done!

>>Insert Band Aid Into Hole #2

The band aid goes into the hole, the box whirrs comfortably, and spits out the band aid in card shape.