The Box

>>Put Key In Hole #1

Invalid Command, Meowskivich has eaten the key.

>>Look In Narrow Box Hole

From what you can make out, it appears to be some sort of scanner or processor...

>>Try to cram Meowskivich in the key hole.

>>Put card in narrow hole

if that fails...

>>flip card over and try again

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—- So anyway, how are you?

>>Put Meowskivich In Keyhole #1

He doesn't fit.

>>Put Card in Keyhole #2

You put the card in the keyhole. The box intakes the card, whirrs comfortably, and spits it out again.

>>Flip Card/Put In Keyhole #2

You put the card in the keyhole. The box intakes the card, whirrs comfortably, and spits it out again.

Vomit key

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>>Vomit Key

You vomit up the Iron Key. Yuck.

Man guys, you're really stuck on red herrings...you used the hint, but you did everything but what you need to do...

>>Take box
>>Hold box in two hands
>>Squeeze box/Press hands together on box

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Being from the third world, I reserve the right to speak in the third person.

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>>Squeeze Box

You squeeze the box with all your might. Nothing happens.

Let's reflect on this. I guess it's up to me to figure out what I did right at the start. BMR already tried shaking the box again, so all that remains of my first post is to...
>>LISTEN TO THE BOX
>>CLOSELY
>>SO VERY CLOSELY

>>...

>>GO DENNIS

>>Me Facepalm

>>Listen To The Box

You listen carefully. You hear nothing.

You have earned 1 more hint.
>Use It?

I'm being really generous.

I'm pulling literally every action we took from the front page, which is the only thing that can be assumed from your hint.
>Shake Box
>Listen to Box
>Guess at Box's Contents (I think we already know this without asking)
>Lick Box
>Check inventory again
>Check surroundings again
>Check box again
>Ask the box what happened to the chicken and the chalupa again

...

>Pour soda on box again?
I've been assuming that the soda can was empty this whole time, but what if it isn't? If there's any left,
>Pour soda into the hole in the wall

>>Pour Soda Into Hole In Wall

The can is empty, except for a few drops. Those drops wind up on the other side of the room.

I've exhausted every option I can think of!
HInT ME

>>Use Hint

A divine voice rings out from all sides of the room.
"I can't believe you haven't thought of this yet..."

I DID say it, it was just in a lump of a bunch of other things I was trying to do simultaneously.

Oh

>>Check Inventory Again

You are currently carrying:

>Fish Bait
>Empty Can Of Soda

>>Check Surroundings Again

You are in a grey room. The floor is lighter grey, the walls/roof are a darker grey. There are two holes, one in each of two walls.

>>Check Box Again

It is a metal, 1'1 box with three keyholes. That's it.