Enter the Labyrinth

I thank them. I got west, then north, then west again. I open the door with my key!

Nathan Karr
You closely examine the leaf. It appears to be from an ash, although it's somewhat larger than average. This leaf is brown.

You hear a ringing in your ears and start a journey into the depths of your soul.


ncw64
Other than the odd layout, you see nothing interesting about the keyboard.

You pull the blue lever, revealing the monitor once again.

You pull on the microphone. You can rotate it around, but it's affixed to the desk.

You type on the keyboard fruitlessly. The monitor is still asking you to input a dance to disable security mode.

You manage to complete round 10 this time, but the game abruptly ends. Now that you think about it, you're not certain you lost last time, either.


Shizuma
You see no exit leading west.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

I head NORTH until I find a passage WEST.
I go WEST until I can go SOUTH.
I go SOUTH until I can go WEST.

I examine my mushroom along the way.

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Remeber: God made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!

frustrated and empty handed, I attempt to perform a legendary jig. I do so while singing "Eye of the Tiger" into the microphone.

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You can't fix stupidity.

I go north - catching a glimpse of the monitor, I briskly sweep ncw64 off his feet and begin to waltz.

I got east, then north, then west. I open the door with my key!

Nathan Karr
Your lazy man's navigation takes you from the Labyrinth Entrance to the Control Room to the Dark Room into the jaws of a grue.


You should really watch where you're going!

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

From the simon-game-screen-lever-room, I go back to the entrance room.
Than I walk east.

marionline
Walking south then east, you arrive in...


Troll Room
This is a rather plain room if you are able to ignore the presence of a massive troll blocking the east exit. Fortunately, he doesn't seem to care about you. Other exits lead west and south.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

At first I stare at the troll, because i've nerver seen one before.
Then I say "Hello" and I walk south, if that's not the direction I came from.
What's the direction I did came from?
I lost my way already in that labyrith...

marionline
You walk south into the...


Cold Room
It's extremely cold in this room! You've been cold before, but this takes the cake. You're certainly going to freeze to death if you're still here at the end of your next turn. Beneath the ice, you notice a fish. Exits lead north, west, and east. The east exit is currently blocked by a large purple gate.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

I walk south and carefully examine the picture on the west wall.

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You can't fix stupidity.

Doffing my had several more times, in a display of extreme politeness, I ask Ed and Catwoman if the Water-fetching task that they just assigned to that untophatted gentleman was intended for me too, and if so, do we BOTH need to bring water? or is it like a race, to see which one of us can bring the WATER first?

As an afterthought, remembering the ice in the adjacent room, I ask them if it matters whether or not the water is liquid.

ncw64
You walk south and closely examine the portrait.

What a handsome fellow! You don't find anything else special about the portrait.


James Paige
Like we said, first come, first served.

Real dungeoneers finish without hints.

Real dungeoneers have a low life expectancy. Oh, and do make sure it's water. If I wanted ice, I'd have asked for ice.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

With further tipping of my hat, I kindly thank Ed and Catwoman for their time, then I go WEST into the ICE room, NORTH into the TROLL room, politely nod at the troll, and ask him his NAME, and whether or not he is acquainted with Ed and Catwoman