Enter the Labyrinth

ncw64
You enter the sphinx room and hold up your chicken for the statues' approval.

What.

They really will give you dungeoneers just about anything nowadays.

Once, they sent someone in with a live grenade, minus the pin. He had to keep the hammer held down the entire time.

Naturally, he died.


Master K
You arrive in the Labyrinth Entrance. You attempt to go west, hitting that ever-popular wall. Then you attempt to go south, hitting an entirely new wall.

It's my portrait on the wall, isn't it? You guys are attracted to my devilishly good looks.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

Top hat! Monocle! I am dapper as hell!

I jauntily pick up a FISH-KEY from the bin, and saunter EAST.

I doff my hat to the TROLL, and head SOUTH.

I give the PURPLE GATE to the EAST a careful look-see

I say "I couldn't help notice you were having an argument".

James Paige
magic key: Taken.

You pass through the troll room. The troll gives you a crooked-toothed smile indicating that he approves of your duds.

You enter the cold room. (Brr!) The purple gate still blocks the eastern exit.


Shizuma
She thinks you're all morons, naturally.

That is not what I said! Don't put words into my mouth.

"Well, there's no point in watching them kill themselves off." Isn't that what you said?

I'm just saying, we know the way out, they want to know the way out, we can help them out! There's no reason to watch them throw their lives away.

The big guy'll have a fit if he hears you talking like that. I for one don't have any interest in spending another millennium trapped up here.

Sigh. Okay. Which creature in the morning goes on four legs--

Not that one again! Everyone's heard that one.

Fine, let's hear your riddle!

Uh... what have I got in my pockets?

What kind of riddle is that? You don't have any pockets. Okay, okay. Get me some water and then you can have a clue.

That's a terrible excuse for a riddle.

Throw it on Ed when you get back.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

The top hat being silk, it does not keep my head warm enough to linger in this room. I follow the sound of voices to the WEST (for some reason I suddenly crave BEER)

I go Dennis, and examine my ticket in my left hand.

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Remeber: God made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!

James Paige
You arrive in the sphinx room to hear the tail end of a conversation.

Okay, okay. Get me some water and then you can have a clue.

That's a terrible excuse for a riddle.

Throw it on Ed when you get back.

The statues look at the increasing crowd.

First come, first served. You want any hints past the first, you'll need to solve a different, uh, riddle.

Nathan Karr
You don't see any Dennis here.

You carefully examine your ticket.

You can't believe it -- you're a winner! You rub your eyes to make sure you saw it right.

Oh, hold on. This isn't nearly as exciting.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

I ask them if they can help me find a way out of here then.

I go east out of the room, and then north out of the frozen room. I then go north, then west, then north again.

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You can't fix stupidity.

I wait around patiently, polishing my monocle, for the other adventurer to finish his conversation with the statues. When it is my turn, I will tip my hat, and ask them what the "deal" is with this labyrinth, and if they know who I am supposed to give this ticket to.

Shizuma
Yep, sure can.

Bring me some water and then you can have a clue.

Rules are rules.


ncw64
You enter the control room, but not before running into the northern wall of the troll room.


James Paige
Yeah, you give it to--

Hey!

Oops.

The "deal" with this place is that we're stuck in it and so are you. The difference is that whereas you can leave, we can't. Catwoman here is actively trying to lengthen our stay.

Shut up, Ed.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

I examine my leaf.

I start heading in the direction of the first noise I hear.

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Remeber: God made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!

ouch... whoops! I carefully examine the keyboard, and I pull the blue lever to bring up the screen protector. I then pull the black lever, play the SIMON game in an attempt to beat my previous score, and attempt to type magic key on the keyboard hoping that the strange fish shape will have some correlation with the water that I so desperately need.

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You can't fix stupidity.