Enter the Labyrinth

After looking at keyboard and monitor panel, I decide to go throug the hole in the west wall.

I type in dance where the keys would appear on a qwerty keyboard, then I go through the hole in the west wall

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You can't fix stupidity.

marionline
You go west, young man.


Dark Room
It is pitch black here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue, if the setting is any indication. A hint of light from the east indicates the way you entered.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

once inside the dark room, I throw around some pop rocks to see if i can gather a response.

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You can't fix stupidity.

Do I notice ncw64 throuing pop rocks in the dark room?
If I do, I'll say "Hello?" loudly.
If I don't, I'll go back to the room with monitor, simon game and keyboard and pull the red lever.

I re-enter the maze, and examine my arm to see if it has magically healed when the rest of me magically stopped being frozen to death.

I also explore my pockets, greatly curious as to whether I am carrying anything different.

I go east, then south.

ncw64
Oh no! You have stumbled into the slavering jaws of a grue.

Huh, so the warnings were right! Who knew?


marionline
You hear a muffled scream nearby. You wisely decide to leave this room.

A second application of the red lever has no discernible effect.


James Paige
You arrive in the Labyrinth Entrance with the vague recollection of being mangled by a troll and freezing to death. Better lay off those midnight snacks!

You are carrying:
a monocle (worn)
a top hat (worn)
a ticket

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

Shizuma
You enter the troll room, then pass south into the...


Cold Room
It's extremely cold in this room! You've been cold before, but this takes the cake. You're certainly going to freeze to death if you're still here at the end of your next turn. Beneath the ice, you notice a fish. Exits lead north, west, and east. The east exit is currently blocked by a large purple gate.

You recall at some point hearing a voice echo that the purple gate had opened. It's closed now, though.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

Severly annoyed by the troll, I make a mad dash for the east door, in hopes to get through it without being mangled by the club.

I go west.

Hey, shiz. I think pressing the red lever might end up making the purple gate open... want me to give it a try if your route doesn't work?

I enter the maze and examine my objects

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You can't fix stupidity.

Master K
If the troll's sheer girth didn't prevent entry to the east hallway, then his quick reflexes would do the trick. Surprisingly deftly for such a large, stupid brute, he brings his club down on you, reducing you to paste.


You didn't think that would actually work, did you?


Shizuma
You leave the cold room, heading west.


Sphinx Room
On alternate sides of the room you see a miniature sphinx statue and a bust of some Greek guy. They are quabbling about something as you enter, but your presence seems to distract them and they stop speaking momentarily.

The only exit leads back to the east.

Oh, look, a visitor. Try not to embarrass yourself.

Go impale yourself, Ed.

Do us a favor and find a bridge to jump off. Hello, traveler. You've had the misfortune of stumbling upon the most miserable room of this labyrinth.

"Hell is other people."


ncw64
You enter the labyrinth with a vague recollection of a ravenous beast-monster.

You are carrying:
a rubber chicken
a sling
a ticket

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

I go east, and then south, and then west and hold up my rubber chicken, hoping to appease the bickering busts.

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You can't fix stupidity.

I re-enter the maze. I go west, to the Troll Room. I completly ignore the troll, and simply head south, in hopes of finding something to deal with that pesky troll.