Battle #2983 (F): SirGoo vs ncw, SliCUS, SliTRI

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2983: Sir Goowain vs Slimebot CUSTOM, ncw64, Slimebot TRICKSTER?

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 365/365 MP: 50/162 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of ncw64.

ncw64 takes 54 damage! ncw64 bleeds slime!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 311/365 MP: 50/162 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 40 Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 29 damage!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 311/365 MP: 50/162 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 40 Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM extends its attack! Slimebot CUSTOM conjures a shield onto ncw64. ncw64 is covered with a metallic sheen.

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 311/365 MP: 58/162 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 40 Shield (7) Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 36/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, ncw64!
Battle!

ncw64 enchants its attack! ncw64 runs up and pokes Sir Goowain in the face.

Sir Goowain yawns.

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 271/365 MP: 36/162 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 40 Shield (6) Slime Loss (4)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 36/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into ncw64 at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

ncw64 takes 272 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! ncw64 has been defeated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2171/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 36/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 32 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 46/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM extends its attack! Slimebot CUSTOM launches a volley of needles at Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2088/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 35 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2053/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (4) Slow Leak (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 22/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2038/2250 MP: 245/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (3) Slow Leak (5) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 32/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM closes its eyes and starts chanting. Slimebot CUSTOM feels smarter!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2038/2250 MP: 245/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (3) Slow Leak (5) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 24/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (8) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2038/2250 MP: 286/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (3) Slow Leak (5) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 24/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (8) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot CUSTOM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 419 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot CUSTOM has been eliminated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1973/2250 MP: 256/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Sapped (2) Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain will go again!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 68 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1958/2250 MP: 177/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Sapped (1) Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 432/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1958/2250 MP: 203/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (1) Slow Leak (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 392/500 MP: 106/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!