The Say It Ain't So Contest (EDITED 9/29,NSFW)

Lets face it. Current OHR contests suck because the prizes suck. So, as the title might imply, I'm going a notch lowbrow.

Rules:
-You have from October 3rd to October 31st to produce the entirety of your game.
-All audio must be homemade. Other ripped content is fine.
-Any size of team is allowed. Personally I recommend getting Charbile on board or something.
-Your game MUST contain (legal) pornographic content. Ideally it should be the primary focus of the game rather than a side quest or something, but it has gotta be in there. Obviously, you shouldn't enter this contest unless you are 18 years of age or older.

The judges will be representatives elected by you. When confirming your entry in the contest, please list up to three OHR users who you think should judge the contest.

The prizes will be as follows:

FIRST PLACE: I will make a dark and gritty game based on your entry, details pending.

SECOND PLACE: I will draw you a very special comic book of your entry and send it to your place. The value of this is estimated to be in the millions.

THIRD PLACE: I will send you a stack of coupons to various fast food
restaurants that currently reside in my wallet. Friendly's, BK, MCDonald's. I got it all, folks. *


NOTE: I understand that some users may have moral reservations about entering such a contest. As per usual, you have no obligation to enter, and he without sin shall cast the first stone.

NOTE 2: Please do not host your game on SS. If you need hosting, I can hook you up in the meantime.

Let the game making begin.

*All prizes valid only before the expiration dates of said coupons

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My website, the home of Motrya:
http://www.jshgaming.com

No SS hosting?

What is this?!

Let me find the TERMS OF USE...

Knock yourself out, but any negotiations will have to take place with Mr. Adam Perry.

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My website, the home of Motrya:
http://www.jshgaming.com

I will enter, but I don't know if the monstrosity I have planned will count as pornography.

Also, I want third prize.

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Remeber: God made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!

does not mean "upload whatever you want"

I question the wisdom of a contest that excludes half of the site's membership from participating. I also question the sensibility of the contest as a whole, but I won't stop you from running it. I do wish you wouldn't overlap an already-planned contest's timeline, though.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

What contest am I overlapping? Only one I know of is Spoonweaver's, and it ends next July.

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My website, the home of Motrya:
http://www.jshgaming.com

Oh wow, I didn't notice it was so long. Never mind that bit, then.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

Where / what is the site's acceptable upload policy? Thought it just had to be a game.

"All audio must be homemade. Other ripped content is fine. "

See absolutely no reason for this ruling to still be in there.
edit: at least for music.

I'm in, and unlike the rest of the Nancy Drew fanclub here, I've got something for you to look at!

WARNING: The spoilered link may not be safe work. Click at your own risk.
http://jshgaming.com/gizmog/MillionDollarContest/SandIslandStoryTitle.bmp

Anyone else care to ante up?

PS: I started already. DEAL WITH IT.

I'd be curious about entering, but considering how few people are able to enter, I'm cautious. I have no interest in the first two prizes, honestly. Making a game within 15 days isn't too hard, but idk...

This is because JSH wants to listen to people making their own porn sound-effects into their laptop's microphones ;)

This sounds like it would be a good contest in and of itself.

Naughty, Naughty children!
Have you really degraded to this...?

Oh well. Not my problem.
Not entering for a multitude of reasons.
Top one is i'm a few years beneath the age limit.

I'm gonna have to sit this contest out...

I've been asked to remove this from the front page, as it's potentially work-unsafe.

Please don't start DRAMA over this.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks