Battle #2970 (F): ncw, SliCUS, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 225/400 MP: 12/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2006/2250 MP: 137/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Brainless (1) Diseased (30) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (1) Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot CUSTOM in the forehead!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 139 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 86/400 MP: 21/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 45 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1981/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 131 Diseased (29) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 12 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 54/400 MP: 16/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 45 Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 80/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 131 Diseased (29) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 49 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 54/400 MP: 16/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 45 Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1920/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 117 Diseased (29) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (3) Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot CUSTOM from both sides!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 81 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM faints!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1895/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 117 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 31 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1864/2250 MP: 77/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 117 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (2) Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 90 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 410/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1804/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 117 Diseased (27) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (1) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 44 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 410/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1760/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 105 Diseased (27) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (1) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 105 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 410/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1750/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 148 Agi: 180 Int: 161 Diseased (26) Sapped (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to act again!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 170 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 240/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1740/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 148 Agi: 180 Int: 161 Diseased (25) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 124/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1740/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 148 Agi: 180 Int: 161 Diseased (25) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 39 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 161/500 MP: 139/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1680/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 148 Agi: 180 Int: 161 Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 121/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1680/2250 MP: 59/500 Str: 148 Agi: 180 Int: 104 Diseased (24) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 104 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 121/500 MP: 132/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1670/2250 MP: 168/500 Str: 148 Agi: 180 Int: 104 Diseased (23) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 81/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1595/2250 MP: 168/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 104 Diseased (23) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER has another attack ready!
Battle!