Battle #2959 (F): Roc, MasK, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER achieves Nirvana! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels smarter!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 147/432 Str: 99 Agi: 189 Int: 279 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 100 Meditation (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 775/2250 MP: 71/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 79 Off Guard (3) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (3) Diseased (13)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 79 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 202/432 Str: 99 Agi: 189 Int: 279 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 100 Meditation (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 765/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 79 Off Guard (2) Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (2) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K advances!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 177 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 147/432 Str: 103 Agi: 193 Int: 283 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 136/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 100 Meditation (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 588/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 79 Off Guard (2) Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (5) Stupefied (2) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 32 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 147/432 Str: 103 Agi: 193 Int: 283 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 100 Meditation (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 556/2250 MP: 170/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 79 Off Guard (2) Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (5) Stupefied (2) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 97 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 203/432 Str: 103 Agi: 193 Int: 283 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 165/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 90 Meditation (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 546/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 105 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (1) Diseased (11)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Master K shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sir Goowain in the forehead!

Sir Goowain takes 144 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 151/432 Str: 107 Agi: 197 Int: 287 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 165/500 MP: 134/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 90 Meditation (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 402/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 148 Agi: 72 Int: 94 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (1) Diseased (11)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 151/432 Str: 107 Agi: 197 Int: 287 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 165/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 90 Meditation (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 402/2250 MP: 98/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 70 Off Guard (1) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (1) Diseased (11)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 98 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 208/432 Str: 107 Agi: 197 Int: 287 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 67/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 81 Meditation (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 392/2250 MP: 12/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 107 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Master K shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sir Goowain in the forehead!

Sir Goowain takes 120 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 156/432 Str: 111 Agi: 201 Int: 291 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 67/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 81 Meditation (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 272/2250 MP: 12/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 107 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 33 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 156/432 Str: 111 Agi: 201 Int: 291 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 67/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 81 Meditation (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 239/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 107 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 107 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 214/432 Str: 111 Agi: 201 Int: 291 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 67/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 81 Meditation (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 229/2250 MP: 145/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 107 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is our next attacker!
Battle!

Master K shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sir Goowain in the forehead!

Sir Goowain takes 97 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 162/432 Str: 115 Agi: 205 Int: 295 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 67/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 81 Meditation (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 132/2250 MP: 145/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 107 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 162/432 Str: 115 Agi: 205 Int: 295 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 67/500 MP: 82/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 81 Meditation (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 132/2250 MP: 158/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 69 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (6) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 238 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER cries out in defeat!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 221/432 Str: 115 Agi: 205 Int: 295 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 72/2250 MP: 123/500 Str: 111 Agi: 54 Int: 69 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (5) Diseased (8)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Master K.
Battle!

Master K shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sir Goowain into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 204 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells! Sir Goowain submits!

Master K	Status HP: 870/870 MP: 169/432 Str: 119 Agi: 209 Int: 299 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Sticky Gloves Training Belt

Master K's team wins the battle!
Rockstar wins 123 Slimebucks!
Master K wins 62 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 109 Slimebucks!