Battle #2946 (F): SirGoo vs ncw, SliTRI, SliCUS

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of ncw64.

ncw64 takes 60 damage! ncw64 bleeds slime!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1645/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 110 Agi: 125 Int: 95 Slow Leak (4) Brainless (1) Off Guard (5) Diseased (26) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 87/352 MP: 13/155 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 36 Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 66/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

ncw64 advances!
Battle!

ncw64 bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain simply laughs at the attempt!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1645/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 110 Agi: 125 Int: 95 Slow Leak (4) Brainless (1) Off Guard (5) Diseased (26) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64	Status HP: 47/352 MP: 8/155 Str: 50 Agi: 45 Int: 36 Slime Loss (4)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 66/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain splits into four and slams into ncw64 from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

ncw64 takes 172 damage! ncw64 faints!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1620/2250 MP: 30/500 Str: 146 Agi: 166 Int: 140 Slow Leak (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 81/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1620/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 109 Agi: 124 Int: 105 Slow Leak (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Stupefied (3) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 105 MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1595/2250 MP: 161/500 Str: 109 Agi: 124 Int: 105 Slow Leak (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (24) Stupefied (2) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 66/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1537/2250 MP: 161/500 Str: 109 Agi: 49 Int: 105 Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (24) Stupefied (2) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER continues its attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 39 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1498/2250 MP: 182/500 Str: 109 Agi: 49 Int: 105 Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (24) Stupefied (2) Sapped (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 80 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1473/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 109 Agi: 49 Int: 105 Slow Leak (1) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2) Diseased (23) Stupefied (1) Sapped (3) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 420/500 MP: 30/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 67 MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1473/2250 MP: 105/500 Str: 109 Agi: 49 Int: 105 Slow Leak (1) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2) Diseased (23) Stupefied (1) Sapped (3) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 420/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 104 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1448/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 109 Agi: 122 Int: 161 Off Guard (1) Diseased (22) Sapped (2) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 316/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 60 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain will go again!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 161 MP!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1438/2250 MP: 193/500 Str: 145 Agi: 162 Int: 214 Diseased (21) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 316/500 MP: 121/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 60 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 44 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1394/2250 MP: 193/500 Str: 145 Agi: 64 Int: 214 Diseased (21) Sapped (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 316/500 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 60 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

But Slimebot TRICKSTER isn't finished!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 141 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1253/2250 MP: 231/500 Str: 145 Agi: 64 Int: 192 Diseased (21) Sapped (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 316/500 MP: 73/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 60 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 95 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1243/2250 MP: 133/500 Str: 145 Agi: 64 Int: 192 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 221/500 MP: 83/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 54 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER closes its eyes and starts chanting. Slimebot TRICKSTER feels smarter!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1243/2250 MP: 171/500 Str: 145 Agi: 64 Int: 192 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 221/500 MP: 87/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 104 Meditation (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!