Battle #2943 (F): Roc, MasK vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2943: Master K, Rockstar vs Sludgehammer!

Rockstar	Status HP: 421/421 MP: 50/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 50/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. And... go!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Rockstar	Status HP: 421/421 MP: 50/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 104/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Master K is ready to fight!
Battle!

Master K is gathering energy. Master K gains 270 MP!

Rockstar	Status HP: 421/421 MP: 57/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 374/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Rockstar!
Battle!

Rockstar shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sludgehammer! FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer brushes off the attack and laughs!

Rockstar	Status HP: 421/421 MP: 42/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 374/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Rockstar.

Rockstar takes 349 damage!

Rockstar	Status HP: 72/421 MP: 42/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 412/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Master K is our next attacker!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 170 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Rockstar	Status HP: 72/421 MP: 53/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 313/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 730/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Rockstar advances!
Battle!

Rockstar sticks a straw into Sludgehammer and sucks out some slime!

Sludgehammer takes 28 damage! Rockstar recovers some HP.

Rockstar	Status HP: 92/421 MP: 35/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 367/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 702/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Master K! Go!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 149 damage!

Rockstar	Status HP: 92/421 MP: 35/57 Str: 35 Agi: 45 Int: 55
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 315/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 553/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Rockstar! CRITICAL HIT!

Rockstar takes 149 damage! Rockstar collapses!

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 369/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 553/900 MP: 113/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 398 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 826/826 MP: 249/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 155/900 MP: 133/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Master K.

Master K takes 255 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 571/826 MP: 303/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 155/900 MP: 51/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Master K steps forward.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K creeps up behind Sludgehammer and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 871 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

Master K	Status HP: 571/826 MP: 121/412 Str: 70 Agi: 170 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Master K's team wins the battle!
Rockstar wins 131 Slimebucks!
Master K wins 108 Slimebucks!