Battle #2914 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2914: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 50/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. Have at it!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 67 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 104/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 433/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 106 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 5/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 433/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 5/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Master K. Master K gets an energy boost!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 134/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Master K lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! Sir Goowain becomes ill.

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 76/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (4) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 76/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 353/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (4) Diseased (20) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 76/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 353/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (4) Diseased (20) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 306 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 130/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2059/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (3) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Master K delays an attack!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 130/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2059/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (3) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 130/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2059/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (3) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain takes 10 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 130/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2049/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (3) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 130/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2049/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (3) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 37 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 184/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2014/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 140 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Malaise (2) Diseased (18) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Master K respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Master K unleashes a delayed attack!

Master K casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Master K casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Master K	Status HP: 787/787 MP: 148/391 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 144/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2014/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 168 Agi: 46 Int: 246 Int Focus (5) Malaise (2) Diseased (18) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot GOLEM for the next attack!
Battle!