Battle #2906 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2906: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain?

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 50/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. And... go!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 73 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 104/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 427/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Master K!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 59/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 427/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2186/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 33 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 59/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2153/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Master K. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 117/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (5)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2153/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 162 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 72/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/500 MP: 64/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1991/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 25 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 72/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 347/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1966/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Master K. Master K gets an energy boost!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 147/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 347/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1966/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 118 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 205/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 229/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1916/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Master K is up.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K runs up and pokes Sir Goowain in the face.

Sir Goowain takes 12 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 200/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 229/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 200/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 189/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 200/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 314/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 36/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 153 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 258/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 314/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 194/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Master K.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K runs up and pokes Sir Goowain in the face. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain bounces away, unharmed.

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 253/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 314/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 194/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 253/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 274/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1904/2250 MP: 194/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!