Battle #2904 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2904: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 50/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 173 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 104/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 327/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K! Go!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 59/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 327/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2186/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 59/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 287/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2186/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 113/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 287/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2186/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Master K.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 67 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 68/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 287/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2119/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 68/750 Str: 60 Agi: 165 Int: 270
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2119/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Master K. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 68/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (5)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2119/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 126/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (5)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2109/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Master K do next?
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 121 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 121/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1988/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 121/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 207/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (4) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1988/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 121/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 207/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (4) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 164/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1988/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 276 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER has been eliminated!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 179/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 164/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1928/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Master K for the next attack!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 48 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 149/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 183/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1880/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Master K. Master K gets an energy boost!

Master K	Status HP: 759/759 MP: 224/750 Str: 80 Agi: 185 Int: 290 Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1880/2250 MP: 181/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!