Battle #2873 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2873: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain?

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 50/344 Str: 60 Agi: 155 Int: 250
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 58 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 100/344 Str: 60 Agi: 155 Int: 250
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 442/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is our next attacker!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 45/344 Str: 60 Agi: 155 Int: 250
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 442/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2193/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 45/344 Str: 60 Agi: 155 Int: 250
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 402/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2193/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Master K. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 99/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 402/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2193/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Master K.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 88 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 44/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 402/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2105/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 44/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 362/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2105/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Off Guard (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 44/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 362/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 7/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2105/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Off Guard (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 98/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 362/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 7/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2105/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (5) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Master K.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 88 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 43/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 362/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (6) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 7/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2017/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (5) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 95 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 43/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 322/500 MP: 136/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2017/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (5) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 43/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 322/500 MP: 136/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 168/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2017/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (5) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 102 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 97/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 220/500 MP: 136/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 168/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1967/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K enchants its attack! Master K vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 127 damage! A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 75/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 220/500 MP: 155/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (5) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 168/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1840/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 703/703 MP: 75/344 Str: 80 Agi: 175 Int: 270 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 180/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (4) Power Aura (2) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 187/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1776/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!