Battle #2865 (F): Resurgence Tournament: Round One [SW vs JP]

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 36/150 Str: 59 Agi: 59 Int: 109 Meditation (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 825/900 MP: 27/50 Str: 24 Agi: 29 Int: 26 Diseased (31) Paralyzed (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 36/150 Str: 59 Agi: 59 Int: 109 Meditation (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 815/900 MP: 37/50 Str: 24 Agi: 72 Int: 26 Diseased (30)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige goes again!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 57/150 Str: 59 Agi: 59 Int: 109 Meditation (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 805/900 MP: 29/50 Str: 24 Agi: 72 Int: 76 Diseased (29) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 55 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 24/150 Str: 63 Agi: 63 Int: 113 Meditation (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 750/900 MP: 29/50 Str: 24 Agi: 28 Int: 76 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Here comes more Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 113 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 137/150 Str: 67 Agi: 67 Int: 117 Meditation (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 750/900 MP: 50/50 Str: 24 Agi: 28 Int: 76 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige deftly slips behind Spoonweaver and stabs Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 117 damage!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1144/1484 MP: 150/150 Str: 67 Agi: 67 Int: 117 Meditation (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 740/900 MP: 17/50 Str: 24 Agi: 28 Int: 76 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (28) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 65 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1144/1484 MP: 100/150 Str: 71 Agi: 71 Int: 121 Meditation (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 675/900 MP: 43/50 Str: 24 Agi: 28 Int: 68 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (28) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige.

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1144/1484 MP: 100/150 Str: 71 Agi: 71 Int: 121 Meditation (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 665/900 MP: 43/50 Str: 44 Agi: 120 Int: 88 Power Aura (5) Diseased (27) Meditation (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige readies another attack!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige spews toxic goo all over Spoonweaver! Spoonweaver becomes violently ill!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1144/1484 MP: 124/150 Str: 66 Agi: 71 Int: 121 Diseased (30) Meditation (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 655/900 MP: 15/50 Str: 44 Agi: 120 Int: 88 Power Aura (4) Diseased (26) Meditation (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1134/1484 MP: 73/150 Str: 70 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (29) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 605/900 MP: 15/50 Str: 44 Agi: 48 Int: 88 Power Aura (4) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (26) Meditation (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver, go again!
Battle!

Spoonweaver tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1124/1484 MP: 39/150 Str: 74 Agi: 79 Int: 79 Diseased (28) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 605/900 MP: 37/50 Str: 44 Agi: 48 Int: 57 Power Aura (4) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (26) Meditation (5) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 28 damage! James Paige recovers some HP.

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1096/1484 MP: 54/150 Str: 74 Agi: 79 Int: 79 Diseased (28) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 635/900 MP: 2/50 Str: 44 Agi: 48 Int: 57 Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (25) Meditation (4) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver maximizes its attack! Spoonweaver hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 70 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1086/1484 MP: 4/150 Str: 78 Agi: 83 Int: 83 Diseased (27) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 565/900 MP: 22/50 Str: 44 Agi: 48 Int: 51 Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (25) Meditation (4) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1086/1484 MP: 20/150 Str: 78 Agi: 83 Int: 83 Diseased (27) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 555/900 MP: 0/50 Str: 44 Agi: 48 Int: 51 Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (2) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (24) Meditation (3) Stupefied (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver's body jiggles hypnotically. James Paige is getting drowsy.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1076/1484 MP: 13/150 Str: 82 Agi: 87 Int: 87 Diseased (26) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 555/900 MP: 16/50 Str: 44 Agi: 38 Int: 41 Entranced (7) Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (2) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (24) Meditation (3) Stupefied (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!