Battle #2865 (F): Resurgence Tournament: Round One [SW vs JP]

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #2865: Spoonweaver vs James Paige!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1484/1484 MP: 50/150 Str: 27 Agi: 27 Int: 27 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/50 Str: 30 Agi: 75 Int: 33
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige goes first. Ready? Fight!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1484/1484 MP: 55/150 Str: 27 Agi: 27 Int: 27 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/50 Str: 30 Agi: 75 Int: 33
Charge Converter Dope Bling

It's time for Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver achieves Nirvana! Spoonweaver feels smarter!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1484/1484 MP: 46/150 Str: 31 Agi: 31 Int: 81 Meditation (11) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/50 Str: 30 Agi: 75 Int: 33
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 95 damage!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 21 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1368/1484 MP: 62/150 Str: 31 Agi: 31 Int: 81 Meditation (11) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 6/50 Str: 30 Agi: 75 Int: 33
Charge Converter Dope Bling

What will Spoonweaver do next?
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1368/1484 MP: 25/150 Str: 35 Agi: 35 Int: 85 Meditation (10) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 16/50 Str: 22 Agi: 56 Int: 24 Shrunk (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1368/1484 MP: 42/150 Str: 35 Agi: 35 Int: 85 Meditation (10) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 16/50 Str: 22 Agi: 56 Int: 24 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1368/1484 MP: 3/150 Str: 39 Agi: 39 Int: 89 Meditation (9) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 26/50 Str: 22 Agi: 56 Int: 15 Stupefied (7) Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige delays an attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1368/1484 MP: 20/150 Str: 39 Agi: 39 Int: 89 Meditation (9) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 21/50 Str: 29 Agi: 74 Int: 20 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 89 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1368/1484 MP: 109/150 Str: 43 Agi: 43 Int: 93 Meditation (8) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 31/50 Str: 29 Agi: 74 Int: 20 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Int returns to normal.

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 99 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1269/1484 MP: 127/150 Str: 43 Agi: 43 Int: 93 Meditation (8) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 14/50 Str: 29 Agi: 74 Int: 30
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 37 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1269/1484 MP: 87/150 Str: 47 Agi: 47 Int: 97 Meditation (7) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 863/900 MP: 24/50 Str: 29 Agi: 74 Int: 27
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige runs up and pokes Spoonweaver in the face.

Spoonweaver takes 8 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 106/150 Str: 47 Agi: 47 Int: 97 Meditation (7) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 863/900 MP: 12/50 Str: 29 Agi: 74 Int: 27
Charge Converter Dope Bling

It's time for Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 38 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 82/150 Str: 51 Agi: 51 Int: 101 Meditation (6) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 825/900 MP: 12/50 Str: 29 Agi: 29 Int: 27 Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Spoonweaver gets a double turn!
Battle!

Spoonweaver extends its attack! Spoonweaver tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 43/150 Str: 55 Agi: 55 Int: 105 Meditation (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 825/900 MP: 22/50 Str: 29 Agi: 29 Int: 17 Stupefied (7) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1261/1484 MP: 64/150 Str: 55 Agi: 55 Int: 105 Meditation (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Idiot Stick Training Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 825/900 MP: 17/50 Str: 29 Agi: 29 Int: 26 Paralyzed (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!