Battle #2863 (F): Why not!

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2863: ncw64 vs NeoSpade!

ncw64	Status HP: 287/287 MP: 50/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 437/437 MP: 51/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Priority goes to ncw64. And... go!

ncw64 leaps high into the air and lands on NeoSpade!! CRITICAL HIT!

NeoSpade takes 40 damage!

ncw64	Status HP: 287/287 MP: 53/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 397/437 MP: 57/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

NeoSpade draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

NeoSpade enchants its attack! NeoSpade bounds forward and tackles ncw64!

ncw64 takes 12 damage! ncw64 becomes ill.

ncw64	Status HP: 275/287 MP: 61/122 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Malaise (3)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 405/437 MP: 42/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

ncw64 steps forward.
Battle!

ncw64 sticks a straw into NeoSpade and sucks out some slime!

NeoSpade takes 43 damage! ncw64 recovers some HP.

ncw64	Status HP: 262/287 MP: 43/122 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Malaise (2)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 362/437 MP: 48/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

NeoSpade is our next attacker!
Battle!

NeoSpade enchants its attack! NeoSpade bounds forward and tackles ncw64! FUMBLE!

ncw64 yawns.

ncw64	Status HP: 262/287 MP: 51/122 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Malaise (2)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 370/437 MP: 33/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

ncw64 advances!
Battle!

ncw64 bounds forward and tackles NeoSpade!

NeoSpade takes 25 damage!

ncw64	Status HP: 237/287 MP: 46/122 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Malaise (1)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 345/437 MP: 39/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

NeoSpade advances!
Battle!

NeoSpade enchants its attack! NeoSpade leaps high into the air and lands on ncw64!! CRITICAL HIT!

ncw64 takes 23 damage! ncw64 loses a few brain cells!

ncw64	Status HP: 214/287 MP: 53/122 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 36 Brainless (3) Malaise (1)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 353/437 MP: 24/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

ncw64 steps forward.
Battle!

ncw64 bounds forward and tackles NeoSpade!

NeoSpade takes 20 damage!

ncw64	Status HP: 189/287 MP: 48/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 36 Brainless (2)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 333/437 MP: 30/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

NeoSpade steps forward.
Battle!

NeoSpade enchants its attack! NeoSpade bounds forward and tackles ncw64!

ncw64 takes 12 damage! ncw64 feels all tingly!

ncw64	Status HP: 177/287 MP: 48/122 Str: 40 Agi: 16 Int: 36 Brainless (2) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 341/437 MP: 21/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

A followup attack is next from NeoSpade!
Battle!

NeoSpade enchants its attack! NeoSpade bounds forward and tackles ncw64!

ncw64 takes 13 damage! ncw64 doesn't look so good!

ncw64	Status HP: 164/287 MP: 55/122 Str: 32 Agi: 16 Int: 36 Roughed Up (1) Brainless (2) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 349/437 MP: 6/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

ncw64 is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

ncw64 bounds forward and tackles NeoSpade!

NeoSpade takes 20 damage!

ncw64	Status HP: 156/287 MP: 57/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 36 Brainless (1)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 329/437 MP: 6/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

ncw64 is ready to show us more!
Battle!

ncw64 bounds forward and tackles NeoSpade!

NeoSpade takes 27 damage!

ncw64	Status HP: 156/287 MP: 52/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 302/437 MP: 12/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

NeoSpade prepares to attack!
Battle!

NeoSpade is gathering energy. NeoSpade gains 30 MP!

ncw64	Status HP: 156/287 MP: 60/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 310/437 MP: 42/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

What will ncw64 do next?
Battle!

ncw64 jams a straw deep into NeoSpade and sucks it dry!! CRITICAL HIT!

NeoSpade takes 65 damage! ncw64 recovers some HP.

ncw64	Status HP: 196/287 MP: 42/122 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 245/437 MP: 48/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

NeoSpade prepares to attack!
Battle!

NeoSpade enchants its attack! NeoSpade bounds forward and tackles ncw64!

ncw64 takes 14 damage! ncw64 is getting drowsy.

ncw64	Status HP: 182/287 MP: 42/122 Str: 40 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Entranced (3)
Slimesword Pillowhat

NeoSpade	Status HP: 253/437 MP: 39/136 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

A followup attack is next from NeoSpade!
Battle!