Battle #2855 (F): Roc, MasK, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Master K. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 200/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Power Aura (5) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1744/2250 MP: 280/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM! FUMBLE!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 22 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 255/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Power Aura (5) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 223/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1694/2250 MP: 221/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Master K.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 88 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 200/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 223/500 MP: 119/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1606/2250 MP: 221/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Master K. Master K is covered with a metallic sheen.

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 200/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (6) Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 223/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1606/2250 MP: 262/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 308 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot GOLEM faints!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 255/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (6) Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1556/2250 MP: 203/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Master K!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 177 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 200/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1379/2250 MP: 244/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (7)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Master K!

Master K takes 90 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 863/953 MP: 255/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1329/2250 MP: 185/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Master K!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 110 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 863/953 MP: 240/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (4) Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1219/2250 MP: 226/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Master K!

Master K takes 73 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 790/953 MP: 295/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (4) Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1169/2250 MP: 167/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K advances!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 295 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 790/953 MP: 255/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (3) Power Aura (1)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 874/2250 MP: 208/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Master K at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Master K takes 164 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 626/953 MP: 310/344 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Shield (3) Power Aura (1)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 824/2250 MP: 149/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is ready to fight!
Battle!

Master K enchants its attack! Master K creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 609 damage! Sir Goowain doesn't look so good!

Master K	Status HP: 626/953 MP: 258/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 215/2250 MP: 190/500 Str: 124 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4) Roughed Up (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain fires a sharp needle at Master K.

Master K brushes off the attack and laughs!

Master K	Status HP: 626/953 MP: 309/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 148/2250 MP: 171/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage! Sir Goowain has been defeated!

Master K	Status HP: 626/953 MP: 207/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Shield (1)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Master K's team wins the battle!
Rockstar wins 126 Slimebucks!
Master K wins 69 Slimebucks!
Slimebot GOLEM wins 109 Slimebucks!