Battle #2855 (F): Roc, MasK, SliGOL vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2855: Rockstar, Slimebot GOLEM, Master K vs Sir Goowain!

Rockstar	Status HP: 171/171 MP: 50/57 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 50

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 50/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Rockstar! CRITICAL HIT!

Rockstar takes 152 damage! Rockstar bleeds slime!

Rockstar	Status HP: 19/171 MP: 50/57 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 50 Slime Loss (8)

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 101/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Master K!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 121 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Rockstar	Status HP: 19/171 MP: 50/57 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 50 Slime Loss (8)

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 46/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Rockstar is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Rockstar	Status HP: 19/171 MP: 57/57 Str: 30 Agi: 40 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (8)

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 46/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rockstar is our next attacker!
Battle!

Rockstar shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 21 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 97/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2108/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

That's it for Rockstar! Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K runs up and pokes Sir Goowain in the face.

Sir Goowain takes 11 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 82/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2097/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Master K's body!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 82/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2097/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 117 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 133/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2047/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 132 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 118/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1915/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 118/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 137/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1915/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 169/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 137/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1915/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is ready to fight!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 44 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 129/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 152/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1871/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Master K. Master K gets an energy boost!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 204/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 383/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1871/2250 MP: 298/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 138 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 255/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K steps forward.
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 953/953 MP: 200/344 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 133/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1744/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!