Battle #2838 (F): Roc, MasK, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2838: Rockstar, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Master K vs Sir Goowain!

Rockstar	Status HP: 415/415 MP: 50/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 50/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Rockstar! CRITICAL HIT!

Rockstar takes 220 damage! Rockstar bleeds slime!

Rockstar	Status HP: 195/415 MP: 50/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (8)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 101/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 121 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Rockstar	Status HP: 195/415 MP: 50/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (8)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 46/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Rockstar	Status HP: 195/415 MP: 53/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (8)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 46/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Rockstar is up.
Battle!

Rockstar shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 25 damage!

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 38/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 97/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2104/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Master K is gathering energy. Master K gains 243 MP!

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 38/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 340/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2104/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 36 damage!

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 38/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 340/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2068/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 47/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 340/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2068/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rockstar advances!
Battle!

Rockstar jams a straw deep into Sir Goowain and sucks it dry!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage! Rockstar recovers some HP.

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 29/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (6)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 340/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2016/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K sings a rousing battle song.

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 29/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (6)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 307/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2016/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Rockstar	Status HP: 155/415 MP: 29/53 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45 Slime Loss (6)
Knight's Helm

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 307/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2016/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (6) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Rockstar at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Rockstar takes 383 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Rockstar faints!

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 340/340 Str: 65 Agi: 160 Int: 255
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1966/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (5) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K! Go!
Battle!

Master K sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Master K. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 307/340 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1966/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (5) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 307/340 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 5/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1966/2250 MP: 181/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Diseased (20) Off Guard (5) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 110 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 936/936 MP: 340/340 Str: 85 Agi: 180 Int: 275 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 390/500 MP: 5/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1906/2250 MP: 122/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Diseased (19) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K advances!
Battle!