Battle #2811 (F): ncw, SliCUS, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 28 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 95/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2000/2250 MP: 158/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (4) Off Guard (4) Slow Leak (1) Diseased (37) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 146 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 354/500 MP: 110/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1975/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 204 Sapped (3) Off Guard (3) Diseased (36)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 314/500 MP: 92/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1975/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 111 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (3) Off Guard (3) Diseased (36) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 300 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 14/500 MP: 107/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1915/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 111 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (2) Off Guard (2) Diseased (35) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1915/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 111 Agi: 135 Int: 99 Sapped (2) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (6) Diseased (35) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER collapses! Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 119 Slimebucks!