Battle #2811 (F): ncw, SliCUS, SliTRI vs SirGoo

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #2811: Slimebot CUSTOM, ncw64, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

ncw64	Status HP: 265/265 MP: 50/110 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Let it begin!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of ncw64.

ncw64 takes 54 damage! ncw64 bleeds slime!

ncw64	Status HP: 211/265 MP: 50/110 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

ncw64	Status HP: 211/265 MP: 50/110 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain slips out of the attack!

ncw64	Status HP: 211/265 MP: 58/110 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Slime Loss (5)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

ncw64! Show us your moves!
Battle!

ncw64 sticks a straw into Sir Goowain and sucks out some slime!

Sir Goowain takes 23 damage! ncw64 recovers some HP.

ncw64	Status HP: 191/265 MP: 40/110 Str: 40 Agi: 40 Int: 40 Slime Loss (4)
Slimesword Pillowhat

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2227/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into ncw64 at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

ncw64 takes 338 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! ncw64 falls!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2167/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 53/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2167/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (19) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot CUSTOM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM extends its attack! Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 14 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 29/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2153/2250 MP: 36/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slow Leak (4) Diseased (19) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 153 MP!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 29/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2128/2250 MP: 194/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2128/2250 MP: 194/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Off Guard (6) Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM is gathering energy. Slimebot CUSTOM gains 50 MP!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 89/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2128/2250 MP: 224/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Off Guard (6) Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 73 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM bleeds slime!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 327/400 MP: 89/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (5) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2103/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Diseased (17) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 327/400 MP: 99/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (5) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2103/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Diseased (17) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot CUSTOM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM extends its attack! Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 295/400 MP: 71/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2103/2250 MP: 187/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Off Guard (5) Slow Leak (2) Diseased (38) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot CUSTOM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 351 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot CUSTOM collapses!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2028/2250 MP: 128/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Off Guard (4) Slow Leak (1) Diseased (37) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!