Battle #2791 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2791: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 50/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 59 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 96/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 441/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Master K respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 41/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 441/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2195/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 41/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 401/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2195/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 87/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 401/500 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2195/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K steps forward.
Battle!

Master K delays an attack!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 87/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 401/500 MP: 171/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2195/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 37 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 87/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 361/500 MP: 131/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2158/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 87/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 361/500 MP: 131/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2158/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 119 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 133/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 361/500 MP: 131/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2158/2250 MP: 171/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is our next attacker!
Battle!

Master K unleashes a delayed attack!

Master K is gathering energy. Master K gains 191 MP!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 123 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 269/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 361/500 MP: 146/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2035/2250 MP: 171/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 269/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 321/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2035/2250 MP: 171/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 269/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 321/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2035/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 95 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 315/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 226/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2035/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Master K!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 267/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 226/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Mirror Sheen (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1943/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 37 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 650/650 MP: 267/324 Str: 60 Agi: 145 Int: 230
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 186/500 MP: 89/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Mirror Sheen (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 144/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1906/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 80 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!