Battle #2786 (F): MasK, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2786: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 50/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 68 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 90/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 432/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Master K respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 105 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 35/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 432/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2145/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 35/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 392/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2093/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 75/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 392/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2093/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is just getting started!
Battle!

Master K delays an attack!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 75/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 392/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2093/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 75/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 352/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2093/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Master K's body!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 75/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 352/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2093/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Diseased (20) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 184 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 115/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 352/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2083/2250 MP: 249/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Diseased (19) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Master K.
Battle!

Master K unleashes a delayed attack!

Master K is gathering energy. Master K gains 196 MP!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 263/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 352/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1863/2250 MP: 249/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Diseased (19) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 263/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 312/500 MP: 8/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 249/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (4) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 263/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 312/500 MP: 8/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Shield (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 285/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (4) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 21 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 303/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 291/500 MP: 8/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Shield (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1761/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (3) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Master K respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 73 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 248/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 291/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Shield (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1688/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (3) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 627/627 MP: 248/311 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 251/500 MP: 110/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3) Shield (5) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1688/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (3) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!