Battle #2781 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliCUS vs SirGoo

Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 72 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 519/621 MP: 7/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 124/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1137/2250 MP: 179/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (2) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Master K	Status HP: 519/621 MP: 7/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1137/2250 MP: 215/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (30) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Master K!

Master K takes 113 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 406/621 MP: 47/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1077/2250 MP: 144/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (1) Off Guard (2) Diseased (29) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 406/621 MP: 8/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 124/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 964/2250 MP: 144/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 184 Sapped (1) Off Guard (2) Diseased (29) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 406/621 MP: 8/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 964/2250 MP: 167/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Sapped (1) Stupefied (6) Off Guard (2) Diseased (29) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Master K!

Master K takes 121 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 285/621 MP: 48/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 904/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (1) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K advances!
Battle!

Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 285/621 MP: 4/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 846/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (1) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Master K	Status HP: 285/621 MP: 4/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 846/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (1) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Master K in the forehead!

Master K takes 78 damage! Master K loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 207/621 MP: 40/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 180
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 836/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Diseased (27) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Master K delays an attack!

Master K	Status HP: 207/621 MP: 40/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 180
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 836/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Diseased (27) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Master K	Status HP: 207/621 MP: 40/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 180
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 836/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (6) Diseased (27) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 89 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 207/621 MP: 76/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 180
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 826/2250 MP: 138/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (2) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (5) Diseased (26) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Master K for the next attack!
Battle!

Master K unleashes a delayed attack!

Master K is gathering energy. Master K gains 180 MP!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 73 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 207/621 MP: 201/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 180
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 753/2250 MP: 138/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Shrunk (2) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (5) Diseased (26) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 36 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Master K	Status HP: 207/621 MP: 201/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 180
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 81/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 717/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Sapped (4) Shrunk (2) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (5) Diseased (26) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Master K in the forehead!

Master K takes 93 damage! Master K loses a few brain cells!

Master K	Status HP: 114/621 MP: 233/308 Str: 60 Agi: 130 Int: 162
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 81/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 707/2250 MP: 57/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Sapped (3) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (2) Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K advances!
Battle!