Battle #2779 (F): MasK, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2779: Master K, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 50/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Come out fighting!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 213 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 90/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 287/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is our next attacker!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 35/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 287/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 35/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 75/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K is just getting started!
Battle!

Master K delays an attack!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 75/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 247/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 33 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 75/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 207/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2171/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Master K. Master K is covered with a metallic sheen.

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 75/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 207/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2171/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 91 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 115/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 116/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2111/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K steps forward.
Battle!

Master K unleashes a delayed attack!

Master K laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 43 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 37 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 30 damage!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 20/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 116/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1946/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 20/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 76/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1946/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Sapped (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 20/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 76/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1946/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (6) Sapped (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 60/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 76/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1936/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Sapped (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Master K! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 12/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 76/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1706/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Sapped (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Master K	Status HP: 600/600 MP: 12/298 Str: 50 Agi: 125 Int: 200 Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 36/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Slime Loss (4) Sapping (2) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1706/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Sapped (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!