Battle #2758 (F): When will I learn?

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2758: Master K vs Judge Slimehold!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 50/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold gets the jump. Come out fighting!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 85/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Master K is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 63 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 65/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 936/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Master K isn't done yet!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K laughs as it flings bricks!

Judge Slimehold takes 34 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 34 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 34 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 761/761 MP: 17/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 834/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Master K.

Master K takes 67 damage! Master K bleeds slime!

Master K	Status HP: 694/761 MP: 52/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175 Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 834/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Master K prepares to attack!
Battle!

Master K is gathering energy. Master K gains 175 MP!

Master K	Status HP: 654/761 MP: 227/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 834/999 MP: 406/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold advances!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Master K into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Master K takes 382 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 272/761 MP: 248/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 834/999 MP: 351/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Master K is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Master K maximizes its attack! Master K madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 60 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 60 damage!

Judge Slimehold takes 60 damage!

Master K	Status HP: 232/761 MP: 200/248 Str: 55 Agi: 115 Int: 175 Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 654/999 MP: 402/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold steps forward.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Master K into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Master K takes 382 damage! Master K collapses!

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 654/999 MP: 347/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold wins the battle!
Judge Slimehold wins 80 Slimebucks!