Battle #2709 (F): Sir Goowain Fight

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1948/2250 MP: 124/500 Str: 150 Agi: 170 Int: 109 Off Guard (3) Entranced (5) Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (2) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 61 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 439/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1923/2250 MP: 57/500 Str: 150 Agi: 170 Int: 109 Off Guard (2) Entranced (4) Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (1) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 399/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1923/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 81 Shrunk (4) Off Guard (2) Entranced (4) Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (1) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 135 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 264/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1848/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 124 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (1) Entranced (3) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain simply laughs at the attempt!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 224/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1848/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 124 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (1) Entranced (3) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 124 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 224/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1838/2250 MP: 167/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 124 Shrunk (2) Entranced (2) Diseased (17)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 184/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1838/2250 MP: 191/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 124 Shrunk (2) Entranced (2) Diseased (17)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 135 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 49/500 MP: 132/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1778/2250 MP: 132/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 124 Shrunk (1) Entranced (1) Diseased (16)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 9/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1778/2250 MP: 148/500 Str: 112 Agi: 127 Int: 80 Shrunk (1) Stupefied (6) Entranced (1) Diseased (16)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain bounds forward and tackles Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 18 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER collapses!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1768/2250 MP: 148/500 Str: 149 Agi: 179 Int: 116 Stupefied (5) Diseased (15)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 118 Slimebucks!