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 PostFri May 20, 2011 3:33 am
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Spoons' Publishing Campaign wrote:

But seriously, I'm glad there's still energy running in this thread. (Spoonweaver those posters are great, but I'm still a bit in the dark on what exactly you're trying to tell us) Let's make this contest great, everybody!

I've got my plot laid out, now I'm trying to come up with dialogue. I also need to come up with good designs for the so-far-unillustrated cast. I might also run into trouble if my original soundtrack can't cover everything.
(Incidentally, I had a floating idea of combining several shorter films into one compilation, and letting the player pick one to play, but this would take way too much time, and I think quality will prevail over quantity here.)

I can't do voice acting for my film, considering about 70% of the cast is female. I won't try to change this, however I will ask that any willing lady OHRers who read this make themselves known so that other filmmakers in need of a voice actress will have a point of contact.
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 1:00 pm
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It Has Begun! Deforestation Is Filming!



Finally! The wait is over!

It's been a long, arduous process, but finally, Lumberjack fans can rejoice because Spoonweaver has officially started production on Deforestation.

Last Thursday, the cast was rounded up and taken to the forest to go through the first official read-thru of the script for the first of the the two back-to-back prequels planned, rumored to be titled Deforestation. Now, as of this morning, the first scenes for the flick are being shot in New Zealand.

Good luck, Spoonweaver! May production go a lot more smoothly than pre-production did!
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 1:54 pm
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*deleted by the censors*
scene too shocking for general audience
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 2:24 pm
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wud da feck? are those dinosaurs fighting the aliens from "War of the Worlds"? i'm not sure what this thing i see is...

i seriously can't wait for this contest. i have to... no... i NEED to see whatever the heck spoon is entering. this looks seriously un-serious.

Baconlabs wrote:
however I will ask that any willing lady OHRers who read this make themselves known so that other filmmakers in need of a voice actress will have a point of contact.


Surprised there are girls who make games?! ABSURD!!
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy... So here's some lunchmeat... Sandwich, maybe?
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 3:42 pm
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Deforestation to partner with Mountain Dew and JibJab entertainment.
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 3:48 pm
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“It’s time to put on your harlot’s robe,” virginal Valerie (SDHawk) is reprimanded in Deforestation. When a werewolf kills her plain sister, Valerie is told, “You’re the pretty one.” Both accusation and compliment are cultural curses—versions of director Spoonweaver’s vision of the expectations and limitations that oppress young girls.

Spoonweaver’s take on adolescent trouble also informed the first game in the Techno Ship Funkotron gay/musical series (which critics hated until the franchise became a blockbuster). That Spoonweaver, with her expressive visual style, was refused the chance to expand her sensitivity to teenage sexual and spiritual yearning in the Funkotron sequels is one of the true calamities of recent pop culture. Deforestation promised a natural, exciting follow up—but too many commercial compromises get in her way.

While Funkotron provided a perfect contemporary synthesis for Spoonweaver’s feminism, sensuality and pop perception—a new modern myth based on the Spoonweaver bestsellers—Deforestation forces her to remake traditional mythology and fight her own contemporariness. The Old European setting with fairy-tale castles, quaint villagers, costumed maidens and medieval customs is too obvious—the discontents of puberty seem pre-interpreted and corny. Instead of going beyond himself, beyond Bram Stoker, beyond the Bronte Sisters and the Brothers Grimm, Spoonweaver is forced to retrace steps that Neil Jordan made with The Company of Wolves, his marvelous 1985 “Little Red Riding Hood” tale (which was, in fact, an improvement on Angela Carter’s postmodern feminist-lit The Bloody Chamber).

Jordan’s werewolf transformation idea contradicts Spoonweaver’s fascination with undisguised human appetite and willpower (also the key to her earlier films Tim Tim the Mighty Gnome and Turkey Killer). Tangled up in myths she no longer believes, Spoonweaver does routine critiques of religious oppression: Gary Oldman, for example, as a priest who hunts the werewolf and equally terrorizes the villagers—especially the pubescent girls. Action scenes of werewolf attacks aren’t Spoonweaver’s style—too fast and blurry. The storybook colors and artificial settings don’t stir her imagination, nor inspire her pique as dated mythology motivated Catherine Breillat’s ingenious, transgressive Bluebeard.

Valerie’s confession—“Maybe there was something dark inside of me”—hints at anachronistic repression, an idea that also gets bungled with Julie Christie’s sexy, all-knowing grandmother. The only scene that works is the witch hunt in which Prudence (Hachi-Roku) betrays Valerie. “You don’t fool me. You were always too good, too pretty, too perfect,” Prudence sneers with primal mean-girl petulance.

Too bad Spoonweaver didn’t adapt The Scarlet Letter—better yet, she could have transformed the asinine Easy A. The only time Deforestation feels right is when Valerie becomes like Twilight’s Bella and asserts, “I am less afraid”—of social dogma, patriarchy and werewolves. A wayward explanation that links the werewolf to incest extends the story’s medieval metaphors but it’s creepier than necessary, a detail of our Lady Gaga-era, where all symbols have lost meaning. Deforestation isn’t enlightened; it’s a case of Hollywood desperation and box-office fear.

Overall 2.5/5
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 11:34 pm
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Uhh...wth? I don't understand it...but some part of my mind really wants to.

I'm doing a serious, non-humorous film which I think may put me in a minority. It's kinda weird since in person I'm considered a joker who never takes anything serious but every story I ever devise lacks any of that comical relief...well, save a few smart-ass comments that may/may not be funny.

Maybe I should make a film about a stand-up comic/ventriloquist who falls madly in love with his dummy only to accidentally drop him in front of an oncoming subway train and is then promptly placed in a mental ward where he has make believe friends out of his cafeteria food (Mr. Cheesedoodle, and Nana Jellyhead) Then the film can continue through a mini-series of adventures with the food-friends. (Honestly, I'm sober, I swear.)
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. ~Whitesnake~

1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!
~Cereal Killer, Hackers~
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 PostFri May 20, 2011 11:43 pm
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NinjaOverdrive wrote:
\Maybe I should make a film about a stand-up comic/ventriloquist who falls madly in love with his dummy only to accidentally drop him in front of an oncoming subway train and is then promptly placed in a mental ward where he has make believe friends out of his cafeteria food (Mr. Cheesedoodle, and Nana Jellyhead) Then the film can continue through a mini-series of adventures with the food-friends. (Honestly, I'm sober, I swear.)


Add some Greek mythology.
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 PostSat May 21, 2011 12:06 am
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 PostSat May 21, 2011 1:23 am
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You can now own a piece of history, and help those without.


Purchase a Deforestation T-shirt, and a portion of the proceeds will be used to spread awareness.

You can find them here. -LINK-
Thanks for your help, and God Bless.
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 PostSat May 21, 2011 11:04 pm
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Chris, who stars as The Lumberjack, shared the spotlight with a young schoolgirl at the Brussels premiere of Deforestation on Saturday after inviting her to attend as his guest.

The actor met nine-year-old Chelsea Cannell for the first time last year after she wrote to him asking for help staging a "mutiny" against the teachers at Hungathorp Primary School in New York.

Chris happily agreed to the request, taking time out from filming the movie to make an unannounced visit, dressed as his character "The Lumberjack".

The star clearly remembered the fun trip as he returned to Europe for the premiere, personally inviting Chelsea to join him on the red carpet.

The pair posed for photographs together, and Chelsea told Ohr News, "He is really kind... and I got another hug. That's two under my belt."


On the other side of the carpet, Myrtle ( who plays "A Hippy") shocked on lookers with here revealing dress.

"I just want to be me," the actress said as she slipped nip, after nip for the cameras. Reports of the actress being drunk surfaced after vomiting sounds were overheard near the lady's bathroom. The actress' publicist refused to comment.
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 PostSat May 21, 2011 11:22 pm
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The joke is seriously not funny anymore Spoonweaver. If you want to hype up your game, I believe there is a specific thread for that dude.
Check out Red Triangle Games!
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 PostSun May 22, 2011 12:27 am
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Deforestation is released.
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 PostSun May 22, 2011 12:44 am
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I haven't watched the movie yet, but based on hype alone, Deforestation wins 2011 Game of the Year. With any luck, the end product will be so amazingly awful that it'll still win 2011 Game of the Year on genius/insanity credit. Congratulations on winning 2011's Game of the Year, Spoon. Hopefully you'll do well in the Film Festival, too.
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 PostSun May 22, 2011 12:49 am
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(Just watched it)

Opinionated as it may be, the film delves into the the (apparently) controversial topic of logging. Pushing that the concept of saving the forests from corrupt lumberjacks as a simple misunderstanding of how the world works. That since trees lack a nervous system, there is little reason to respect them as creatures, and if they did, we still need wood to build our homes. In all, it's a fair film that makes it to the two minute mark nicely, with a tidy conclusion that sums everything up and let's us continue on with our lives without having to worry about what happens next.

If hype alone can carry this, it will win, otherwise, I'll have to wait for the rest of the competitors before making my final judgment.
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