Battle #2689 (F): JamPai, GLO vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2689: James Paige, GLOW vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 3733/3733 MP: 50/1458 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

GLOW	Status HP: 233/233 MP: 50/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige goes first. Come out fighting!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 3733/3733 MP: 110/1458 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

GLOW	Status HP: 233/233 MP: 50/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of GLOW.

GLOW takes 73 damage! GLOW bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 3733/3733 MP: 110/1458 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

GLOW	Status HP: 160/233 MP: 56/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (5)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on GLOW for the next attack!
Battle!

GLOW whacks Sir Goowain with a candy cane.

Sir Goowain yawns.

James Paige	Status HP: 3733/3733 MP: 230/1458 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

GLOW	Status HP: 120/233 MP: 30/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

GLOW sucker-punches the idling James Paige!

GLOW	Status HP: 120/233 MP: 30/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into GLOW!

GLOW takes 136 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! GLOW limps off the battlefield!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 1636 Slimebucks!