Battle #2688 (F): GLO, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2688: GLOW, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

GLOW	Status HP: 223/223 MP: 50/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds GLOW! CRITICAL HIT!

GLOW takes 188 damage! GLOW bleeds slime!

GLOW	Status HP: 35/223 MP: 50/61 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (8)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds GLOW. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

GLOW	Status HP: 35/223 MP: 60/61 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (8)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will GLOW respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

GLOW whacks Sir Goowain with a candy cane.

Sir Goowain takes 23 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sir Goowain's head!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2227/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Goodwill (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

That's it for GLOW! Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2227/2250 MP: 275/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Goodwill (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot GOLEM is covered with a metallic sheen.

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Shield (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2227/2250 MP: 316/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Goodwill (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 21 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 479/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (5) Shield (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2227/2250 MP: 249/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot GOLEM's body!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 439/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (4) Shield (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2227/2250 MP: 290/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 238 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 201/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Looking Sharp (5) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (4) Shield (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2177/2250 MP: 231/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 161/500 MP: 183/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (2) Slime Loss (3) Shield (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2177/2250 MP: 272/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 271 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! That's it for Slimebot GOLEM!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2127/2250 MP: 213/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 73 Slimebucks!