Battle #2682 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XXV, Plabat(so

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2682: James Paige vs Placeholder battle (sorry about that), OMEGA Mk. XXV?

James Paige	Status HP: 3342/3342 MP: 50/1366 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 50/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

First attacker is OMEGA Mk. XXV. Come out fighting!

OMEGA Mk. XXV calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XXV. A barrier surrounds Placeholder battle (sorry about that).

James Paige	Status HP: 3342/3342 MP: 170/1366 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 185/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 3342/3342 MP: 140/1366 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 185/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 101/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Placeholder battle (sorry about that)!
Battle!

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) is gathering energy. Placeholder battle (sorry about that) gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 3342/3342 MP: 140/1366 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 384/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

OMEGA Mk. XXV is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXV maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXV pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 221 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 3121/3342 MP: 260/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Roughed Up (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 264/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (2)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 3021/3342 MP: 260/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Roughed Up (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 264/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (2)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) maximizes its attack! Placeholder battle (sorry about that) tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 62 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2959/3342 MP: 260/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 463/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (2)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

OMEGA Mk. XXV is our next attacker!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXV maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXV lands a blindingly fast attack on James Paige!

James Paige takes 290 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2669/3342 MP: 260/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 213/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (1)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

But OMEGA Mk. XXV isn't finished!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXV maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXV hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 484 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2185/3342 MP: 380/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 131/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige passes sentence on Placeholder battle (sorry about that).

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) takes 264 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2045/3342 MP: 254/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 131/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 735/999 MP: 406/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! Placeholder battle (sorry about that) is up.
Battle!

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) maximizes its attack! Placeholder battle (sorry about that) shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 356 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1689/3342 MP: 254/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 330/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 735/999 MP: 351/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

OMEGA Mk. XXV is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXV calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XXV. A barrier surrounds Placeholder battle (sorry about that).

James Paige	Status HP: 1689/3342 MP: 374/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 265/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 735/999 MP: 351/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige lands a blindingly fast attack on Placeholder battle (sorry about that)!

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) takes 98 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1549/3342 MP: 174/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (2) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 265/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 637/999 MP: 351/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige goes again!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1409/3342 MP: 174/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (1) Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 265/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 637/999 MP: 402/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) advances!
Battle!

Placeholder battle (sorry about that) maximizes its attack! Placeholder battle (sorry about that) shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 178 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1231/3342 MP: 174/1366 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (1) Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXV	Status HP: 9999/9999 MP: 464/999 Str: 999 Agi: 999 Int: 999 Super Shield (3)

Placeholder battle (sorry about that)	Status HP: 637/999 MP: 347/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will OMEGA Mk. XXV respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!